mitty ― mittens
wes ― london boy
melanie ― lara jean
cierra ― sistaaa

sistaaa
omg tom holland talked
to you mitty!!!!

mittens
we are literally going to be
in the same movie and im
gonna be on set next week,
of course we talked

sistaaa
yeah but you guys talked
on TWITTER and no one
else in the cast gave you
a congrats, which is sad
because i totally wanted
zendaya to make an
introduction

mittens
she was probably busy and
not on twitter, cierra

sistaaa
shut up

london boy
stop blowing up my
phone pls xx

sistaaa
never

london boy
but i've been good

sistaaa
i think the fuck not

sistaaa
you are the worst brother
i've ever had

mittens
i better be the best if you
wanna stay in this gc

sistaaa
hmmm but hayden is
just so great i can't

mittens
...

mittens
fine, i can accept being second
to hayden because he is
literally the cutest and i love him

london boy
i feel so left out

london boy
why don't you love me cierra???

london boy
is it because i didn't wanna
date you or something? huh??

sistaaa
first off,, i would never consider
dating you so that's not it

sistaaa
second, im sorry that you're just
not the best. accept it

lara jean
lmao but mitty's mine now

london boy
*****tom's

lara jean
fine i shall let tom have my
peter kavinsky sigh

mittens
hey i am a person alright???

lara jean
nah you're just the love
interest

mittens
i can't help that i look hottt

lara jean
true. i can't wait to see pics
of you and tom

mittens
who said i'd take pictures???

lara jean
i don't need you i have the paps

mittens
oh fuck off

lara jean
also be a good little mitty and
get my harrison's number thnks

mittens
no

lara jean
but you're gonna meet himmmm

sistaaa
and i want tony's

london boy
imma jump on this train and
request rdj's

mittens
no to all of you

london boy
lmao yeah i thought rdj was a
bit of a stretch but i had to
try

lara jean
but pllleeeeaaaassseeee

lara jean
i'll love you forever

mittens
i don't need your love

sistaaa
mitty is #cancelled because of this

mittens
:)

lara jean
can i at least meet harrison???

mittens
no

lara jean
but what if i go as your date
to the premier and oh! harrison's
there, what a coincidence, so
it doesn't look like anything else

mittens
still no

lara jean
i hate you

mittens
:)