Me: Who's ready for Spring cleaning?

Gavroche: Noooooooo!!!!! *Runs away*

Eponine: Get back here you little scroundrel! You have to do your part too!

Javert: *Catches him with ease*

Valjean: *Walks in with bread crums on his shirt* Oh shit, it's not cleaning day is it?

Me: Yes it is Jean, so grab a mop and let's do this!

Valjean: *sigh* Alright let's get this over with

Cossette: *Sweeps* *Humming a tune*

Javert: *Stands around and oversees everything*

Me: Oh no mister, you're cleaning too! Go wash the windows.

Javert: But...but but

Me: No buts except yours moving to clean the windows.

Javert: *Walks away grumbling*

Valjean: You sure know how to keep everyone in line. Even Javert...

Gavroche: Oi! Since we have to clean, do we get a treat?

Me: And what would you like?

Gavroche: Cookies! And also Marius, Enjolras and Grantaire are hiding upstairs...

Me: Thank you Gavvy

Me: MARIUS, ENJOLRAS, GRANTAIRE GET DOWN HERE NOW BEFORE I SEND JAVERT UP TO KICK YOUR ASSES!

*Running and stumbling down flights of stairs.*

*Swearing and grumbling*

Marius: Here we are!

Enjolras: Sorry...

Grantaire: I don't want to be here..

Me: Deal. Now go wash, dry and put away dishes, give Eponine a break.

Me: I'm so good at this.

*Dishes begin being flung around the room and smashing on the walls.*

*Javert begins tackling people*

*Swearing*

*Valjean is trying to keep the peace*

*Cossette and Eponine have given up*

*Gavroche is helping smash things*

Me: I hate everything.

*Le fin