Grocery Shopping


Me: Okay guys, remember, we're in a public place, you need to BEHAVE!

Enjolras: Don't worry, I'll keep them all in line.

Javert: Yeah, sure you will barricade boy.

Grantaire: *shoves past them* WHERE IS IT!?

Courfeyrac: Where's what?

Grantaire: THE BOOZE!? *Runs off*

Me: Enjolras, keep an eye on him. And Gavroche, speaking of, where is he?

Gavroche: *Clearly hiding something* Right here!

Me: Put it in the cart, or put it away. You are not going to steal something and get the cops called on us....AGAIN!

Javert: *Picks him up and shakes everything from his pockets*

*Several candy bars fall to the floor*

Me: *Puts Gavroche in the baby seat of the shopping cart* Now I can keep and eye on you, you little bugger

Jean Valjean: Has anyone seen Cosette?

Eponine: She's with Marius...

Me: Alright, Gavroche, it's your job to read things off the list for me.

Gavroche: Can do, miss!

Javert: *Watches everyone with suspicion*

Gavroche: We need ham, cheese and bread. 

Me: Got it

Eponine: I'll get the ham.

Jean Valjean: I will get the bread

Javert: The fuck you will! *Tackles him*

Me: I'm just gonna let this happen...

Gavroche: *Puts a dozen packs of cookies into the cart*

Grantaire: *Puts several arm loads of bottled beer into the cart*

Me: Eponine, be a dear and get another cart, will you?

Eponine: Sure

*Three hours later* 

Cashier: That will be seven hundred dollars..

Me: *Looks back at them*

Grantaire: *Smiles sheepishly*

Gavroche: *Smiles*

Javert: *Continues to wrestle with Valjean*

Me: Fuck you....

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A/N: Woo! New random happy book, hope y'all enjoy this! 


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