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J: You know how cute you would look grasping my bedsheets?
T: No matter how much you flirt with me, I'm not making your bed.

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T: Please, sir, may I have just one
J: No, you may not have a knife! You'll poke someones eye out!

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J: Im quick at math
T: Okay, whats 37 x 76?
J: 24
T: Your not even close
J: But it was quick

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T: Have u ever read something so explicit that u feel like u need to go to church and stay there for a year?
J: Send it to me.

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J: Give me back my fucking hoodie
T: Not on ur life

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T: I've been professionally avoiding my father for years now, if anyone can help you; it's me

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J: Love ???? Don't know her

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T: What can I say? I'm just a problem that doesn't wanna be solved.

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J: Is it really a "date" if I'm kicking ur ass the whole time?
T: I mean...

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T: You'd better not be sitting there feeling guilty about saving my fucking life, u stupid fuck

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J: You every get overwhelmed by an urge that could be "dye your hair and move to a new county," or "eat an entire pie"?

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T: I turned out fine
J: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast
T: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN, YOU DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN

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J: Forget Netflix and Chill, I'm tryna HULU and Do You, IMAX and Climax, AMAZON Prime and Nasty Time
T: God, stop talking

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T: u know it's weird how British people say "lift" instead of "elevator" and how my dad says "you are a disappointment" instead of "I love you"

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J: Nope not having this. Not in my christian minecraft server.

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T: Ok are we actually friends because alot of people have been throwing that around lately

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J: If we're clever about geometry- which I know you're up to, no matter how much liquor you've had, you fucking drunk- we can fit the couch in front of the fireplace in the library

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T: This is not a date
J: I'm not sure I agree, Timato. There is candlelight, romantic music, and a heightened mood.
T: Being in the middle of a burning house, with candles melting all around us while some deranged criminal plays violin is not a romantic night out!
J: Well I think you just need to lower your standards

---- [All the single ladies] ----

T: Fellas, is it GAY if you wanna make out with your fucking grounded angel of a crush every time he fUCkiNg bREaTheS
D: TIMMY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY, CHILL THE FUCK OUT BRO
W: We established that "no, that's CLEARLY not gay, are you fucking stupid"

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T: so hypothetical question, if u were being hunted down by a vicious beast and had no hope or way of escaping what would u do
J: Uhm, what type of beast is it?
T: Dickie Grayson
J: Oh then it's simple I'd curl up into a ball and accept my fate

---- [Proof God Is Dead] ----

R: Don't worry about it
T: easy for u to fucking say when you dont have Dickie Grayson trying to murder u

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J: BITCH U BETTER FOLLOW HIM
W: FUCK NO IM NOT IN MY RUNNING SHOES
T: im finna die if u don't get ur ass up here
J: WALLY WEST A MAN WILL FUCKING DIE
W: THATS A SACRIFICE IM WILLING TO MAKE

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W: Don't hide, he has like a sixth sense that can track fear.

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T: If I die, my will is in the second drawer in the desk by the window in Jassons room
W: Why is it in Jay's room??
T: I figured the police would find it easier while investigating the suspects of my murder

---- [T -> J] ----

T: I have traveled to the brink of death and returned

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R: Jay, you're like a brother to me and I'd kill for you, but if you put your feet on the dash one more time I'll push you out of this car and run over you

---- [T -> J] ----

J: Isn't this just the plot of the road to el dorado?

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T: it was a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face

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J: My favorite number's 6
T: Mines 9
J: And if we put that together we get...
T: 15

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T: Hi can I have u with no clothes on at table two?

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J: Yeah but I'm an emotionally stunted jackass! I'm allowed to express my emotions antisocially! You're a fucking child prodigy!

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T: i mean, you could try and court me traditionally but holding a knife to my throat while kissing works too

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J: Timato, I want to gaze upon your clothless self on a modern technology called a screen

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T: hoes before bros
T: o wait no

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J: there's nothing in the desert. Except sand.
T: But it would be our sand

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T: I'm the love interest you never act on!!! ME!

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J: the law is hard but it is the law
J: jk, be gay, do crime

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T: I tripped on the sidewalk and a bunch of quarters fell out of my pocket and this bitch had the nerve to say "damn, Sonic the hedgehog are you okay?!"

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J: I know you love to throw all of your acquaintances together and see who's strong enough to survive, but we have other things to do today

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T: Listening to you out-wit criminals is a wild fucking ride but also please come untie me
T: "I don't really have any loved ones"
T: "what about that other Robin?"
T: "he's a golden boy"
T: "how about this pretty little thing you're trying so hard to save?"
T: "he's a thot"
T: "...Batman?"
T: "he's kind of a dick"
T: "dog?"
T: "I don't have a dog"
T: "motherfucker"

---- [All the single ladies] ----

T: Maybe... I am the fool
D: when was the last time you slept?
T: no
D: that's it
T: no, dont
D: Wally!
T: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU U TERRIBLE LITTLE COWBOY
W: You what Timmy? :)
T: o no
D: HE HASNT SLEPT
W: :)))) and why is that?
T: uhm
W: :) ?
T: BECAUSE LIFE IS SCARRING
W: So are knives :)
T: So long & goodnight, may sugar plums dance in your heads

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