There is trouble at Old Man River

Watch out for the Crusty Bugger

He descended from Jacob's ladder

To deliver the Prohibition liquor

Formaldehyde and Turpentine

His destination is clandestine

He sails on the Crust Bucket

Wearing a peaked cap and jacket

He sells his wares on both rivers

Old Man River and Mississippi River

Don't forget, at old age, he still delivers

Here comes the Crusty Bugger

He descended from Jacob's ladder

To deliver the Prohibition liquor

He has a reputation to uphold

So come get your liquid gold