Lance is meme lord

Participants: Lance_the_man, mullet,Smol, SpaceMom, SpaceDad

Smol: lance

Lance_the_man: what

Smol: did you forget

Smol: i can hack?

Smol has changed her name to: THEpidgeon

THEpidgeon has changed Lance_the_man's name to: Keith's_husband

Mullet: ...wat

Keith's_husband: . . pidge what the fu-

THEpidgeon: fear me

THEpidgeon has changed Mullet's name to: Lance's_Husband

THEpidgeon: can the two of you just like

THEpidgeon: get together or something?

THEpidgeon: cause like

THEpidgeon:

Lance's_husband: WHAT-

Keith's_husband: THE FUC-

THEpidgeon: this is what people resort to.

THEpidgeon: they make fanart

THEpidgeon: lance be your bi self and say some pick-up lines to keith

Keith's_husband: . . .

Keith's_husband: kay

SpaceMom: what

SpaceDad: what

THEpidgeon: OH MY GOD YES!

Keith's_husband: hey keith

Lance's_husband: lance, i swear to god-

Keith's_husband: I think your purr-fect

Lance's_husband: ...I-

SpaceDad: HAHAHAHAHAH

SpaceDad: KEITH IS BLUSHING!!!

Keith's_husband: wait what

Keith's_husband: shiro why are you in keith's room?

Lance's_husband: what? Allura is in my room...

THEpidgeon: pffft

SpaceMom: . . .

SpaceMom: s i g h

THEpidgeon: i named allura SpaceDad and shiro SpaceMom

Lance's_husband: i...

Lance's_husband: why?

THEpidgeon: why not?

Keith's_husband: you rite, you rite

Hours later~

                      I  k n o w

Participants: Pidge-on,Lance,Keef

Pidge-on: i know

Lance: what?

Keef: why does lance not have a weird nickname?

Pidge-on: cause

Pidge-on: . . .

Pidge-on: anyway

Lance: rude

Pidge-on: i know you guys are dating

Lance: what??

Keef: pidge, im gay but not for lance

Pidge-on: rite

Pidge-on: i totally didn't hear you guys fu-

Lance: FUNNY FEELINGS EVERYWHERE

Keef: PIDGE WHAT THE FUCK? YOU LISTEN TO US FU-

Lance: FUN TIME FRIDAY

Pidge-on: no

Pidge-on: you guys are just loud

Pidge-on: im surprised the others haven't heard

Pidge-on: also I've seen you limp keith

Keef: ....

Lance: . . .

Pidge-on: to add icing on this cake

Pidge-on: i hacked your phones.

Lance: WHAT?!

Keef: PIDGE WHAT THE HELL?!

Pidge-on: don't worry

Pidge-on: i won't tell anyone you send each other nudes-

Lance: okay what

Keef: we don't do that

Pidge-on: . . .yet

Keef: what-

Lance: w a t-

Pidge-on: but yes children

Pidge-on: your secret is safe with me

Lance: . . .

Keef: . . .

Lance: you're telling everyone aren't you?

Pidge-on: hell yes

Keef: well lance im hiding in your room then

Lance: see you then

Lance: keef

Keef: . . I changed my mind

Lance: no wait i was joking!

Keef has left the chat

Lance: ;w;

Lance: . . .

2 minutes later

Lance: he's here!:D

Pidge-on: ah

Pidge-on: i love the gay.