AREUM:

YOU:
yo kiddo, i need the homework problems for kang

YOU:
didn't copy them down in class

AREUM:
probably because you were busy playing bejeweled on your phone

YOU:
excuse you, i have a local high score to maintain so anyway pls send them

AREUM:
nah

YOU:
fym "nah"

AREUM:
i mean nah

AREUM:
não

AREUM:
ʻaʻole

AREUM:
en español,,, no

YOU:
stop being rude and send it pleaaaaaase

AREUM:
well since you asked nicely no

YOU:
you're so irritating

YOU:
when i get a 0 on the assignment tomorrow just know it's because of your selfishness that i got that grade

AREUM:
actually i'm kinda in the middle of something rn tho so i really can't send it

YOU:
what'cha dooooin?

AREUM:
omw home w. chaechi and hot stranger on the bus #22617 iS BAAAACK

AREUM:
omg omg omg omg he's drinking water

YOU:
okay?...

AREUM:
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

AREUM:
HE'S DRINKING WATER

AREUM:
HE 👏🏼 DID 👏🏼 THAT 👏🏼

YOU:
you're so odd sometimes i wonder why i even like you

AREUM:
i don't wonder why i love hot stranger on the bus #22617 tho

AREUM:
like i never question how i feel

AREUM:
i just know that it is love

YOU:
maybe you guys were meant to be

AREUM:
i like to think we were written in the stars

YOU:
SIKE

AREUM:
YOU ALWAYS DOIN THIS

YOU:
don't be mad, get glad

YOU:
besides, he probably isn't that cute anyway

AREUM:
see that's where you got the game FUCKT UP!!!

AREUM:
eyelashes on FLY !
eyebrows on FLEEK !!
complexion on CHIC !!!
lips on SWEEK !!!!

AREUM:
SWAG OVERLOAD

YOU:
bitch me too da fuq

AREUM:
lmao u so fahnee

AREUM:
but he's really so hot omfff it hurtssss why can't he just date meuuUGGGHH

YOU:
wow he's that hot?

AREUM:
yeah that hot

YOU:
too bad he doesn't have your number then huh? :)

AREUM:
don't remind me hoe :///

YOU:
well at least you have mine :)

AREUM:
mhm sure

YOU:
only me :)

AREUM:
nope see now you got it FUCKT UP 2X!!!!!

YOU:
god

AREUM:
I JUST GOT HIS SNAPCHAT

AREUM:
BOOM

YOU:
😐

AREUM:
TAEHYUNG SOME PEOPLE CANT HANDLE SUCCESS

YOU:
you can stop yelling now please

AREUM:
BUT I CAN

AREUM:
EXTRA GLOW ALERT!!!

AREUM:
OH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

YOU:
me: *still doesn't understand the hype*

AREUM:
oh do u wanna the reason i'm so excited?

YOU:
sure 😒

AREUM:
bc now i can send him alllll my nudes

YOU:
AREUM NO

AREUM:
AREUM YES

YOU:
HOW DARE YOU LIKE YOU KNOW I WORKED REALLY HARD AND HE GETS THEM BEFORE ME

YOU:
THE AUDACITY RN

AREUM:
ooh big word what dat mean hahaha

AREUM:
anyway you can thank chaejin for all this bc she's the one who dared me to ask him for it

AREUM:
and his name is seungcheol like what a perfect name

AREUM:
he's so cute

YOU:
hey!! i'm cute too!

AREUM:
yes lol i guess you're a little cute too

AREUM:
not as cute as seuNGCHEOL THO!!!

AREUM:
YAS DRINK THAT WATER SEUNGCHEOL!!! D R I N K ! I T !

CHAEJIN:

YOU:
i can't believe you would turn ur back on me like this

YOU:
the betrayal i feel right now.... far too much

CHAEJIN:
what did i do tho

YOU:
your stupid dare with areum has cost me any chance i had of her sending nudes

CHAEJIN:
lmao mad or na

YOU:
LIVID ACTUALLY

CHAEJIN:
just get nudes from someone else

CHAEJIN:
i'm sure there's someone out there who's willing to pop their pussy for a long hobes jawn like yourself

YOU:
okay but i want her nudes only

YOU:
and exclusively

YOU:
but nope now she's sending them to fucking seungcheol and its your fault!!!!

YOU:
homewrecker!!!!

CHAEJIN:
sounds to me like you want a little more than just nudes fam

YOU:
stfu

YOU:
i thought you shipped taereum you traitor

YOU:
what about that time in the group chat when you even stole areum's phone to make it look like she shipped us too

CHAEJIN:
i don't understand the question lmao

YOU:

explain tHIS!

CHAEJIN:
i mean do i ship taereum?

CHAEJIN:
yes !!! ✨💗💎💫🔑👙🔥💍

CHAEJIN:
can i confirm i didn't send that message?

CHAEJIN:
also yes !!! ✨💗💎💫🔑👙🔥💍

YOU:
so then how is it here? i suppose the fucking man in the moon sent it then???

CHAEJIN:
no taehyung you fuckin dope

CHAEJIN:
areum had her phone the whole day that day

CHAEJIN:
she's the one who sent that message

YOU:
...

YOU:
oh na

YOU:
OH NA