Chapter 12

tylerjoseph3: OMG JOSH

joshuadun: what

tylerjoseph3: I WAS AT THE MALL TODAY, AND AND AND

joshuadun: and?

joshuadun: hello?

joshuadun: yOU LEFT

joshuadun: ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK WITH MY HEAD

joshuadun: WHAT HAPPENED

joshuadun: TYLER

joshuadun: SIR TYLER

joshuadun: TYYYYLERRRR

tylerjoseph3: i was literally gone for 3 minutes

joshuadun: too long

tylerjoseph3: so anyway as I was saying

tylerjoseph3: I was at the mall, and I met this guy and he gave me his number

joshuadun: WHAT

joshuadun: WHO IS THIS BITCH

tylerjoseph3: his name is Patrick

joshuadun: PATRICK

joshuadun: EW

joshuadun: HE SOUNDS HIDEOUS

tylerjoseph3: but were besties now

joshuadun: I SWEAR

tylerjoseph3: do u want to meet him

joshuadun: ADD HIM RN

Patrick666 was added to the conversation

tylerjoseph3: lol 666

joshuadun: THE FUCK

patrick666: sup

tylerjoseph3: hi Patrick this is my friend Josh

joshuadun: we aren't friends we're boyfriends so fuc k off

patrick666: omf LOL

tylerjoseph3: WAIT WHAT

joshuadun: yea were gunna get married and have a kid named Joshler so bac k off this ones mine

Patrick666: he's all urs omf

tylerjoseph3: WHA

tylerjoseph3: NO STOP

joshuadun: did you hear that Tyler, ur mine no one else's

tylerjoseph3: STOP JSKDH II WILL KIL LYMFOYUOH STOP

joshuadun: lol

patrick666: why am I laughing

joshuadun: because we are relationship goals

tylerjoseph3: I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND

joshuadun: stop being so mean to ur dad

Tylerjoseph3 left the conversation

Joshuadun: HOLY SHIT HE LEFT AHAHAHA

patrick666: IMN CRYMG

patrick666: HAAKAKSJDHAHA

joshuadun: I CANT

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Joshuadun: TY

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patrick666: I CAMT BRESTJ

joshuadun: OMF

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joshuadun: TYLER

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patrick666: I CANNT EVEN ONFGN

joshuadun: TYLER.

tylerjoseph3: GRRRRR

joshuadun: IM SORRY TY

tylerjoseph3: ugh

tylerjoseph3: it's fine

joshuadun: geez, don't act that way to ur boyfriend

tylerjoseph3: IM DONE

tylerjoseph3 left the conversation

Patrick666: GOALS AF

patrick666: I MM LITERALLYLY CRIHJNG

joshuadun: I had to make one more joke omf it was so important

patrick666: IMMA GO SEE YA LATER

Patrick666 left the conversation

joshuadun: o

joshuadun: it's just me

Tylerjoseph3 was added to the conversation

joshuadun: tyler bae im so sorry I had too

joshuadun: it was so worth it

joshuadun: so very worth it

joshuadun: come back Tyyyy

joshuadun: ur boyfriend misses u

joshuadun: oKAY IM SORRY 4 REAL COME BAC K

tylerjoseph3: image attached

Tylerjoseph3 left the conversation

Joshuadun: AYY THAT WASNT A VERU NICE PICCURE

joshuadun: DONT FL IP ME OFF

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joshuadun: I don't like ur attitude missy

joshuadun: go to ur room until u learn to be polite

tylerjoseph3: *runs away*

joshuadun: hEY

joshuadun: *catches u*

tylerjoseph3: *runs away*

joshuadun: *catches u in a net*

tylerjoseph3: *eats the net and escapes*

joshuadun: *sends an evil rabbit to capture you*

tylerjoseph3: *stabs it with my pet unicorn*

joshuadun: *names the unicorn joshler*

tylerjoseph3: *changes the unicorns name to Billy*

joshuadun: *changes the unicorns name to FuckMeInTheAssFromJosh*

Tylerjoseph3: *sells the unicorn*

joshuadun: *buys the unicorn*

tylerjoseph3: *takes it back and sells it to someone else*

joshuadun: *puts on a disguise and pretends to be someone else*

tylerjoseph3: *takes the unicorn back again and sells it to Jenna*

Jenna7 was added to the conversation

Jenna7: *gives the unicorn to Josh and names it Joshler*

joshuadun: thanks Jenna

jenna7: no problem

Jenna7 left the conversation

Tylerjoseph3: *kills the unicorn*

joshuadun: *brings it back to life my hotness*

tylerjoseph3: *wonders how the hell that works*

joshuadun: *starts a unicorn farm*

tylerjoseph3: *stays far away from the farm*

joshuadun: *breeds the unicorns*

tylerjoseph3: *still wonders how that works since there's only one unicorn*

joshuadun: *fuck logic*

tylerjoseph3: *oh*

joshuadun: *starts a business and sells unicorns 100000000000 dollars each*

tylerjoseph3: *wonders who the heck will buy that*

joshuadun: *sells all the unicorns, and makes sure the owner names it Joshler*

tylerjoseph3: *confused as heck*

joshuadun: *makes a fortune and builds Ty a house of gold*

tylerjoseph3: *chooses to live in a cardboard box*

joshuadun: *picks up the cardboard box and throws it in the house of gold*

tylerjoseph3: *goes out of the box, and out of the gold house, and moves to Mexico*

joshuadun: *kidnaps Tyler from Mexico and brings him back to lé house*

tylerjoseph3: *escapes*

joshuadun: *catches Ty and puts him in a cage that he can't escape from*

tylerjoseph3: *escapes*

joshuadun: *is very upset*

tylerjoseph3: *is very gone*

joshuadun: *puts up 'lost Tyler' posters*

tylerjoseph3: *takes the posters down and throws them in a sewer*

joshuadun: *alligators put them back*

tylerjoseph3: *very confused*

joshuadun: *finds Ty and picks him up*

tylerjoseph3: *runs away*

joshuadun: *chases Ty*

tylerjoseph3: *runs faster*

joshuadun: *runs faster then Tyler and picks him up and puts him in a magic shower*

tylerjoseph3: *doesnt understand what a magic shower does*

joshuadun: *turns on the shower and the water is rainbow*

tylerjoseph3: *is sad because now clothes are wet*

joshuadun: *takes Tyler out of the shower and dries him off*

tylerjoseph3: *thanks josh*

joshuadun: *gives Tyler a sandwich that has unicorn meat in it*

tylerjoseph3: *doesnt eat the sandwich*

joshuadun: *forcefully shoves it down his throat*

tylerjoseph3: *chokes*

joshuadun: *saves him*

tylerjoseph3: *wishes he died Bc Josh is annoying*

joshuadun: *is glad he is alive so he can take his virginity*

tylerjoseph3: JOSH












And now I just sin in silence

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