Dark Pit: I don't cry.

Me: what about the time when Pit almost died on your watch in the chaos vortex before you took him to the rewind spring?

Dark Pit: ...I-I just had s-something in my eye!

Me and the babies: what was it?

Dark Pit: TEARS TwT!

Pit: *comforts Pittoo* it's okay Pittoo, it's alright. everything turned out alright in the end.

Dark Pit: TwT... *hugs Pit tightly* don't ever leave me...

others: aww~

Pit: Okay OwO!