I died :'D

legit had a combo of three hook shots, then i knealed down. I didnt even get to press the right button. Such an idiot, huh?

Me: *going and branding my first captain, aside from Bruz* Huh, easier than I expected for a....level 11? Odd.

Talion: We should recruit stronger captains.

Bruz: Hey boss!!

Me: *turns and sees Bruz* You startled me holy poop!

Talion: *unaffected in game*

Bruz: *tells me i can assign that captain as my body guard, then* Oh, I forgot to mention earlier....but you are missing your dagger.

Talion: *feels for his dagger and sighs when it is not there*

Me: Bruz, how do you do that?

Bruz: *grinning and holding the dagger* I have my ways. Now come on Talion, I want to see you run like you got a hungry pack of ghuls on your feet! *laughs and runs*

Talion: *chases after Bruz with a series of not so pretty words*

Me: Bye!! *sees that the body guard is still there* Hi!

If this actually happened in game i would be happy. (Bruz did actually show up but he didnt take Talions dagger)