HAMILTON!!!

A/N Don't mind me,  just mixing my fandoms.

They had just finished checking up on Earth and the Paladins were just hanging out in the lounge room until.......

"HEY GUYS!! YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND!!" Lance shouted. "Will you please keep your voice down?", Pidge asked. "KAY BUT U HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS" 

About 2 vargas and 30 dobashes later...

Hunk was crying. Lance was crying. Allura was crying. Shiro's eyes were watering. Pidge was looking up Hamilton. Keith was looking over Pidge's shoulder. Coran was .... also looking over Pidge's shoulder.

Pidge, Keith, and Coran were silently memorizing the lyrics while everyone was sobbing. Then the beginning of "Alexander Hamilton" started to play. And they were all like:

Pidge: How does a bastard,

Keith: Orphan

Coran: Son of a wh*re and a scotsman

Pidge: Dropped in the middle of the Carribean by providence and Impoverished

Keith:In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

Coran: The Ten dollar founding father...

Then Lance turned the song onto shuffle and:

Lance: Ohhh~ I Do I Do I DO(looks at Keith) 

Look into your eyes and the skies the limit~

Allura clicks the next one:

Allura: Angelicaa~

Lance: Elizaa~

Pidge: AND PEGGY!

ALL THREE: THE SCHUYLER SISTERS~!

SHuffles again.

Shiro: Geniuses, lower you voices(I'm sorry)

You keep out of trouble and you double your choices

I'm with you but the situation is fraught

You've got to be carefully taught

You talk, You're gonna get shot!

Lance: Burr, check what we got

Mister Lafayette hard rock like Lancelot*Points at pidge*

I think your pants(food) look hot *points at Hunk*

LAURENS I LIKE YOU A LOT(I'M A LAMS SHIPPER) *points at Keith*

*Shuffles again

Shiro: We are outgunned!

Everybody: What!

Shuffles

Allura: It's quiet uptown~~

Shuffles

Coran: And I will kill your friends and family. To remind

You 

OF

MY

LOVE

Shuffles( Just For fun )

Hunk: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE COOKING FRENCHMAN!

Pidge and Lance: LA BAGUETTE!

HUNK: I'm TAKING THIS SPOON BY THE REINS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH SAUCE STAINS I'M

P and L: LA BAGUETTE!

Hunk: I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS AND COME BACK WITH MORE 
BUNS

AND CHIPS
AND SEVERAL KINDS OF DIPS!

A/N Sorry for the short chapter

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