A/N: I didn't get enough ships for smit week so here's a little Zosan for you.

Zoro shifted as his pants grew tighter and tighter by the minute. Watching one of his classmates stretch on the football field. He was one of the most flexible men he knew. This wasn't helping his case. Sanji bent over putting all his weight onto his left foot before moving onto his right. Sanji then sat on the grass leaning over his leg and stretched out his arms and clutched his foot. He counted softly to himself for a minute before he sat up. Then noticed Zoro. Sanji sat back on his hands as Zoro slowly backed away then jogged off. Sanji chuckled and continued to stretch.

Zoro looked to the number on his phone. Usopp said it was Sanji's so here goes nothing. He made sure the door was locked and family wasn't home. Before he proceeded with his actions. He relaxed on his bed while he came up with something to text Sanji. If this was really Sanji. Zoro smirked.

Zoro: 'Hey, is this Sanji?'

Sanji perked up to his phone going off, Zoro's name popped up on his phone. He's had his number for a few years. A love confession that has been tossed away. But Zoro doesn't know that. He's gotta play it cool.

Sanji: 'Yes, may I ask who this is?'

Zoro: 'Nevermind that, I have to tell you. You've got a fine ass and I'd love to fuck you and those tight shorts.'

Sanji's eyes widened as he cupped his mouth. He poked his head out of his room smelling food Zeff was making.

"Hey pops! Don't come into my room for a little bit." Sanji said.

"Thanks for the heads up. Dinner will be waiting for you in half an hour."

"Thanks!"

Sanji headed back into his room shutting the door. He slumped onto his bed trying to figure out how to respond to it. Even though he already knows who he is. Then his phone vibrated, his lips pressed in a line to the dick pic. Jesus, Zoro's got some length to him.

Sanji: 'My my, someone couldn't contain themselves.'

Zoro: 'Well, what are you going to do about it?"

Sanji sent a picture of him licking his middle finger.

Sanji: 'I'd love to suck you dry.'

Zoro pumped himself softly while precum began to pool at the slit of his cock. He groaned throwing his head back. His phone went off once more. He lifted his head to Sanji posing with his hard cock. Zoro took the liberty to save such a lewd picture.

Sanji: 'Now look what you did, ugh. I want your cock inside me.'

"God damn. I'm seriously gonna fuck him now." Zoro purred.

Sanji pulled off his shirt while he rummaged in his drawer pulling out one of his toys. Slicking it with lube then set it aside for a minute. While his slicked fingers pressed into his puckered entrance. Sanji snapped a picture sending it to Zoro.

Zoro: 'So tight, I bet a naughty boy like you owns some toys."

Sanji: 'I do own a few, but they aren't as good as the real thing.'

Sanji gave a muffled moan as he pressed the flesh colored dildo into his ass. While he bit his bottom lip. Once he fit the entire thing into his ass Sanji snapped the picture sending it to Zoro. Who opened it licking his lips hoping one day that would be his dick.

Zoro: 'Fuck baby, I'm going to cum.'

Sanji: 'So fast? I was hoping to have you go a bit longer.'

Zoro: 'I can go all day.'

Sanji: 'That's what I like to hear.'

Zoro received a video of Sanji on the floor fucking the dildo. Where Zoro came without a second thought into his palm. Sanji soon picked up his phone and blew a kiss.

"See you at school tomorrow Zoro." Sanji winked.

Zoro dropped his phone on his chest, "I'm fucked."

The following day at school. Zoro's paranoia was on the rise as he flicked from student to student looking for Sanji. He knew he should of faked being sick, but no. He knew he was going to get in trouble. But how is he supposed to avoid Sanji in gym? Skip. Oh yeah that's a good idea.

His phone buzzed as he glanced around before pulling it out of his pocket. Zoro looked to his phone. He pursed his lips seeing the text from Sanji, swallowing he opened it.

Sanji: 'Don't act like I can't see you. I can see you trust me. Meet me behind the school with the broken security camera.'

Zoro sighed figuring to just get this over with. So he headed behind the school with the broken security camera. Sanji leaned against the wall smoking a cigarette. Then he noticed Zoro and smirked. Zoro stood a certain distance holding his backpack tighter.

"Come closer, I won't bite, unless you ask me to." Sanji purred.

"What do you want?" Zoro huffed.

He motioned Zoro to follow him. Zoro hesitated before they headed to a gap between the building. Sanji pressed Zoro to the wall before he kissed him roughly. Zoro didn't hesitate before kissing back, pulling him closer. Until Sanji pulled back slightly.

"Hurry we don't have much time." Sanji said pulling at his belt.

"W-wait what?!"

"You said you wanted to fuck me so here's your chance."

Sanji began to tug down his pants when Zoro stopped him. He tilted his chin up and kissed him softly.

"I'd rather our first time be special. Sure we sexted yesterday but I couldn't help it. How about dinner somewhere?"

Sanji sighed, "Alright, but can I touch?"

"Maybe later.

This was also stupid.