Judy
I'm so pissed at my dad right now

SlyFox
Y?

Judy
Because yesterday I was on my period so he kept sliding chocolate bars under my bedroom door

SlyFox
Oh...um okay

Judy
Buh then when I opened the door, he ran down stairs screaming "SATAN HAS BEEN FED!"

Judy
Can you believe him?

SlyFox
Right! Like where's my chocolate?

Judy
You don't need chocolate

SlyFox
Oh wow, Jessica *hair flip*

Judy
Well do you bleed for seven days each month and still survive?!

SlyFox
Umm...no

Judy
Exactly.

Judy
So shut ya mouth.

SlyFox
Sorry.

........

SlyFox
Hey Judes, I'm here, what do I get?

Judy
Get the pain meds and the good stuff

SlyFox
Good stuff???

Judy
The extra padded ones with the side flaps

SlyFox
Ughhh why couldn't Zoey do this for you. This is soo embarrassing

Judy
Just hurry!

SlyFox
Okay!

SlyFox
Ahhh Judy there's a guy staring at me!

Judy
Nick just get the damn pads!

SlyFox
He keeps looking at me with this weird expression on

Judy
Probably because he knows you're about to get hulk smashed into the ground by me if you don't hurry!!

SlyFox
Okay Okay!!!

SlyFox
Oooh Judy you know they got sponge bob tampons!

Judy
Just. Get. The. Pads.

SlyFox
Who lives in the vagina of a young teen?

SlyFox
Spongebob tampons!

SlyFox
Absorbent and yellow and bloody as he

SlyFox
SPONGEBOB TAMPONS

SlyFox
If intense bleeding is something you wish?

SlyFox
SPONGEBOB TAMPONS!

SlyFox
Then you'll get a cramp and cry like a bitch!

Judy
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SOO MUCH.

SlyFox
Fine. I got your stupid pads

Judy
And pain killers?

SlyFox
Yup

Judy
And nutella?

SlyFox
Yupee

Judy
And my king size chocolate bar?

SlyFox
You never asked for that

Judy
WELL GET IT ANYWAY

SlyFox
Dang...sheesh okay woman, calm yo tits

Judy
they're sore

SlyFox
Right. Exactly why you need to calm them

Judy
You wonder why you're single

.....

SlyFox
Hey Judes, you're really gonna hate me after I show you this

SlyFox

SlyFox
XDDDD

Judy
Just a little heads up, it makes girls really uncomfortable and mad when guys talk about periods

SlyFox
I love you. <3

Judy
Aww..Nick you're the sweetest guy ever!

SlyFox

Judy
I HATE YOU YOU EFFING RETARD, WJY ARE YOU SOO STUPID!!! THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY AND BTW YOU FORGOT MY CHOCOLATE SO NOW IM VERY PISSED AND IM ABOUT TO CEY BECAUSE YOU KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

SlyFox
Woah..I did not see that coming.

SlyFox
I do this because I LOVE you carrots.

Judy
Aw really?? Thanks Nick.

SlyFox

Judy
Actually..that is soo true.

Judy
But I still hate you.

(I so didn't wanna publish this..

But me and my friend were playing truth or dare and she dared me to make a chapter in one of my books about periods or whatever.

She also gave me another dare about making a ghetto diary book and publishing it, which I might. It depends...it's pretty trashy.

It's a long story.

But I dared her to lick my ashy elbow so it was a win win XD

P.s.
Yes. It's winter where I am so my elbows, legs, hands, arms, and feet, are #ForeverAshy