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FROGSLOOKLIKEYOURMOM

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FUUUUUUUUUUU

"Wilde!"

Nick quickly looked up while stuffing his phone in his pocket.
"S-sorry sir." He muttered.

Judy, who sat next to him on the large mammal size chair. "Nick, you have to pay more attention." She whispered, looking up at chief Bogo.

The large water buffalo cleared his throat and read through some of the red case files. He called a couple of officers and soon Nick and Judy were left.

"Wilde, Hopps, desk duty. Dismissed."

Nick sucked his teeth and sighed as he slid off the chair with Judy following behind.

"It's better than parking duty." Judy said in a attempt to make him feel better after they left the bullpen.

Nick stopped walking and looked down at her, "True..but I'm still a rookie so everyone will treat me like dirt until I solve my first case."
Judy rolled her eyes. "Officers here are quite nice. I don't think they'll mind a few-" she stopped when she saw a few of her colleagues bothering another officer.

"Hehe, what is this? Another wolf officer, huh?" A lynx said while laughing. His friend joined in.

"Aww, and he's a frail looking one at that!"

The wolf whom they were bullying just kept walking down the hall to his new office. The two officers followed, and so did Nick and Judy.

"Can you guys leave me alone?" The wolf said and Nick immediately knew who it was.

"Jeremiah?" He asked and the grey wolf's ears perked up.

"Nick! Thank god you're here!" Jeremiah said while running to hug his friend.

He was stopped by one of the officers who were bullying him.
"What is that? Your little boyfriend?"

Nick growled, "No. That is my friend. My-" he stopped when Judy tugged on his uniform.

"Let's go, Nick." She whispered, keeping her head low.

"Well if it isn't Miss Meter Maid!"
Judy pulled on Nick's shirt again. "C-come on.."

He looked down at her concerned but then looked back up. "Leave us alone." He growled sternly.

Jeremiah frowned, "It's okay, Nick. You're making the whole point of the chapter hard to find."

No one heard that.

Jeremiah shrugged to himself.

The red fox sighed before turning around, signaling Jeremiah and Judy to follow.

Though he didn't know where he was going, he found himself at a front desk being greeted by a chubby cheetah.

*tackles Clawhauser in a hug*
(He's soo adorable!!)

"Hi Judy! Hi....er-um.." the cheetah tried to guess Nick's name.

"I'm Nicholas Wilde. "

"I'm Jeremiah! I don't have a last name."

Everyone raised an eyebrow.

"Like, my last name is literally LastNameHere."

There was an awkward silence before the cheetah spoke. "Well, nice to meet you two. I'm Benjamin Clawhauser."

Nick smiled, "Clawhauser. Not bad."

Jeremiah flashed a cheesy smile. "Nice to meetcha!"  He cheered while shaking the cheetah's paw.

Clawhauser nodded back but then glanced down at Judy. "What's wrong?" He asked.

This caused Nick to look at her also. She seemed upset, and Nick could sense it.

"I-I'll tell you later." She muttered, turning to walk away.

Nick and Clawhauser's eyes met, both concerned. The fox shrugged and swiftly trailed behind her.

"I'll catch you later, Nick." Jeremiah said.

Nick waved back while following his bunny. She lead him to her office where she closed the door and sat at her desk.

He looked around for a place to sit and frowned when there wasn't any. So he lifted up Judy and sat in her seat, positioning her facing him on his lap.

He examined her face and saw she was about to cry. "Judy..?"

She looked up at him with a desperate yet sad expression. "What's the matter, my carrot cake?" He said softly, placing his paw under her chin.

"T-those...Officers."

"What about them?"

She looked down, keeping her arms at her side. "That's not the first time they've...bullied someone."

"Have they ever picked on you?"

She didn't answer.

Nick grabbed her waist, remover her holster and taking the 9mm pistol from it. He checked the bullets before cocking it back.

"Nick stop-"

"No. I'm gonna kill them." He said simply.

"No, Nick! You'll go to jail." She tried grabbing the gun from him.

He tried to stand up but she kept him down. "It's not worth it. Plus you'll go to jail." She said again.

"I don't care, I'm not gonna let some random mammals pick on you!"

Judy managed to get the gun and place it in safety before putting it back in her holster. Nick growled and frowned at her.

"Boo you, Judy."

"Boo you, Nick."

"Fine." He crossed his arms while pouting.

"Great." She muttered while doing the same.

"Fabulous."

"Spectacular."

"Awesome."

"Amazing."

"Just wonderful."

"Fantastic."

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

"What the hell?"

"I win."

"There was never a contest."

"Yeah it was. Whoever makes the other happy first gets a caramel latte from Starbucks."

"Awwe...but I love Starbucks!!!"

"Yup. But the latte goes to the one who's unhappy." He glanced at her, kissing her nose.

"So yeah..basically it's a win win."

"How?"

"You get your latte, I get my happy caramel tasting, smelling bunny to kiss. Win win."

"That's gross."

"It's actually sexy. Not every day some gets to suck caramel off of a bunny's teeth."

She pushed him away playfully while gagging. "Ew! You're so gross!"

Would you ever do that?

Eewww..I could never. I don't even like drinking after my parents or siblings. But I guess it's different with animals..

Hmm.

Ttyl.