What do you call an empty bird cage?

Math Teacher: "Sit down."

Me (sitting now): "Polygon!!!"

Teacher: (stares at me)

Me: "What? Without geometry life would be pointless."

Teacher: (sighs) "How do you come up with this stuff."

Me: "Let's just say I like to think outside of the quadrilateral parallelogram."

Friend (chipping in): "Hey, why is the obtuse triangle always sad?"

Me, (jumping out of my seat again): "Because he's never right?"

Friend: "Yash!!!!" (Highfives are exchanged)

Teacher: "Just begin to solve for Y, then graph the equation."

Me: "Hey, I'll do a lot of things, but graphing? That's where I draw the line."

Friend: "Yeah, and I'm sorry, but I don't know how to solve your problem Y!!! If you haven't found your X yet, you need to get over it."

(Me friend and I exchange grins)

Teacher: "Just do the work."

Me: "Hey, wanna come to the nerd side? We have Pi."

Teacher: "I'm good, thanks."

Me: "Hey, look!!!"

Teacher: "What now?!"

Me: "The line you had is graph has a-cute angle!"

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The picture: dedicated to all fellow Harry Potter fans.

Yay! Another pun convo done! I actually had a very similar conversation with my math teacher. She looked like she was debating on laughing or strangling me. Huh......

This one I cheated with, I pulled some puns from online. O_O

Have more math puns? Comment them! If there's a way for it to continue the conversation I'll add it in (with you saying it of course)

Got a joke you want me to do a pun convo on? Comment that too!

Okay, now I feel like a cheap sales person.

Gotta go before it gets worse.

See ya!

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