What do you call an empty bird cage?
Math Teacher: "Sit down."
Me (sitting now): "Polygon!!!"
Teacher: (stares at me)
Me: "What? Without geometry life would be pointless."
Teacher: (sighs) "How do you come up with this stuff."
Me: "Let's just say I like to think outside of the quadrilateral parallelogram."
Friend (chipping in): "Hey, why is the obtuse triangle always sad?"
Me, (jumping out of my seat again): "Because he's never right?"
Friend: "Yash!!!!" (Highfives are exchanged)
Teacher: "Just begin to solve for Y, then graph the equation."
Me: "Hey, I'll do a lot of things, but graphing? That's where I draw the line."
Friend: "Yeah, and I'm sorry, but I don't know how to solve your problem Y!!! If you haven't found your X yet, you need to get over it."
(Me friend and I exchange grins)
Teacher: "Just do the work."
Me: "Hey, wanna come to the nerd side? We have Pi."
Teacher: "I'm good, thanks."
Me: "Hey, look!!!"
Teacher: "What now?!"
Me: "The line you had is graph has a-cute angle!"
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The picture: dedicated to all fellow Harry Potter fans.
Yay! Another pun convo done! I actually had a very similar conversation with my math teacher. She looked like she was debating on laughing or strangling me. Huh......
This one I cheated with, I pulled some puns from online. O_O
Have more math puns? Comment them! If there's a way for it to continue the conversation I'll add it in (with you saying it of course)
Got a joke you want me to do a pun convo on? Comment that too!
Okay, now I feel like a cheap sales person.
Gotta go before it gets worse.
See ya!
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