Johnlock Texts Part 6

[Mon 02 Jun, 07:00]

Very clever, Doctor Watson but you won't be able to trace those messages. I'm not stupid -FG

Awh, don't be so dull. Reply to me -FG

I could replace Sherlock ;) -FG

We'd be good together, John. Mrs Watson. Ooh! I like that -FG

Yes, I am female. -FG

Female and single ;) -FG

C'mon. Reply -FG

I won't bite -FG

Much -FG

Love your jumper today -FG

Isn't that the one Sherlock got for your birthday? -FG

It is. -FG

Very nice. Sherlock had good taste -FG

I should have got him to pick out my summer wardrobe before I killed him.. -FG

Ugh, why do you all sign every message! It's so much effort! -FG

I'm lazy... -FG

Might as well tell you that before we get married -FG

Oh, don't worry. I'm not so lazy that you'll find me or where I buried your little lover -FG

You're very unresponsive, Doctor Watson. -FG

You always replied to Sherlock.. -FG

I have his phone -FG

'Let's talk about sex, baby'. Really, John? You couldn't get that? Even Anderson could get that! And he's stupid! 'Lowers the IQ of the whole room' Sherlock said -FG

Not even going to reply to correct me? -FG

It was the 'whole street', not room -FG

You're probably wondering how I know that Sherlock said that. -FG

Nope, I wasn't there. -FG

I can't literally imagine your cute thinking face. 'FG... FG... Who's FG?' -FG

Hmm.. Should I give you a clue? -FG

If I give you a clue, you have to give me a kiss -FG

Deal? -FG

Text me when you want to make a deal on the clue ;) -FG

I have to do work stuff now. TTFN! -FG

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[Mon 02 Jun, 10:34]

She has his phone.. -JW

John, that doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean Sherlock is dead -M

What if he is? -JW

He's not. -M

Has he faked it again? He was distant the days leading up to this... -JW

John Watson! You listen to me. Sherlock loves you and is NOT dead or has left you. This crazy bitch is messing with you. Do not fall for it John. -M

You're right. I'm sorry. I'm just worried -JW

I know. We all are -M

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[Tues 03 Jun, 7:00]

It's seems it's becoming a routine for me to text you on the way work -FG

I walk to work to make up for all the time I spend sat on the internet -FG

Love your blog, by the way -FG

You should post more -FG

Maybe start making it about me and all about how I killed your boyfriend and then got you to fall for me -FG

Detailed descriptions of me -FG

Thousands of different ways to tell the world you love me -FG

Fantasies you have about me -FG

Mm, even the dirty ones ;) -FG

You should text me back... -FG

I'm being all flirty and nice and you ignore me! -FG

It's rude to ignore your future wife -FG

Very rude -FG

I hope our kids don't get your rudeness -FG

You're making a bad examples for our future kids -FG

What'll they think when I tell them you ignored me after I killed your boyfriend to get your attention? -FG

They'll shake their heads at you in shame -FG

I wonder if they're compete for our love by trying to kill people -FG

That's how me and my brother got Daddy's attention -FG

I'll love them even if they don't become murderers. I'll be ashamed.. but I'll still love them -FG

That's what good partners do -FG

Daddy's always said it was okay for me to not kill people even though he wanted me to grow up and be like him -FG

What do you think of the name Gracie for our first daughter? After Sherlock's mouse -FG

Oh, he grieved for days, didn't he?! So much fun to watch -FG

He cried and cried. He sobbed and you held him close as he remember it was ALL his fault she'd died. Then he began to remember that dog he had when we were little.. -FG

He loved that dog -FG

Red, right? -FG

Since he's dead, I may as well tell you a secret about red. I injected it with the disease. They had to put him down. -FG

Sherlock's cried his little heart out -FG

He paid me a visit after he grieved for the mouse.. -FG

Such an oddball, your dead detective. No wonder he earned the nickname 'Freak' -FG

Oh! I'm at work. I'll tell you the story of him paying me a visit later. See you cutie -FG xx

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[Tues 03 Jun, 16:21]

We found a body... We need you to identify it.. -GHL

Shit.. Is it him? -JW

It looks like him but surely there's a birthmark or scar that would confirm? -GHL

There is. Can't Mycroft do it? -JW

He can't tell... -GHL

Oh God... Fine. I'll be there in half an hour -JW

Okay. -GHL

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[Tues 03 Jun, 17:55]

Was it him?... -M

No. -JW

Oh, thank God! -M

It was scary how much it looked like him.. -JW

How could you tell it wasn't? -M

He has a birth mark under his arm. It wasn't there -JW

So 'FG' made it look like him? -M

Maybe. -JW

That means he isn't dead but someone is trying very hard to make you believe he is -M

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[Tues 03 Jun, 23:00]

Oh, Sherlock was a naughty boy! -FG

His messages reveal a lot -FG

Texting James Moriarty, tutt tutt -FG

I didn't know Jim was alive... Did you? -FG

He let his whole web and even his boyfriend think he was dead.. -FG

But he told Sherlock -FG

Hmm.. I wonder if Sherlock was faithful? -FG

Probably not.. You know how he was. So easily bored. -FG

'xx's at the end of every one of Jim's messages -FG

'We were made for each other, Sherlock -JM xx' Cute, I think I ship it -FG

Or I would. If Sherlock was alive -FG

Nah, I still ship it. -FG

Jim'll probably give more twisted pleasure out of Sherlock's cold corpse -FG

Mm. I'll put my people on a hunt for the consultant criminal -FG

Unlikely I'll find him.. -FG

I might text him from Sherlock's phone. Tell him I did his job for him -FG

Hm.. He might kill me for taking his toy away.. -FG

Oh! Maybe I can mess with him! -FG

Send him a puzzle, make him think it's Sherlock. -FG

Awh! Listen to this! It kind of makes sense. 'I guess that spider's are just my type -SH' He called Jim a spider once, right? -FG

Oh God, these messages mess with my feels -FG

I ship Sherlock and Jim -FG

[Delayed] Ooooh, interesting! 'Why'd you go back? I thought we were happy. I faked my death for you and you did the same for me. And now you run back to your pet?! -JM' -FG

He didn't put xx's :( -FG

Oh, Sherlock's reply is even more interesting! -FG

'I'm sorry, Jim. I'll always love you but we can't continue this. It was fun while it lasted -SH' Cute! Sad.. but cute -FG

Jim replied with a sad face. -FG

Awh.. The feels! -FG

Makes me want to watch reruns of FRIENDS and eat ice cream until I explode -FG

I'm getting kind of sleepy. Night, John -FG xx

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[Wed 04 Jun, 7:00]

Would you mind getting married on a beach? -FG

Don't worry, I'll arrange it all. -FG

I'll let you grieve for a while.. -FG

Then we're getting hitched -FG

I read more of Sherlock's message last night. -FG

He text Jim more then you.. Little of the messages made sense... Code, I imagine -FG

All I understood was Sherlock's 'I want you' and 'Need you, now' messages -FG

Did you know Sherlock was going to propose to you soon? He text Molly about it. That was his 'project' -FG

Ah, I see what he did there. He went shopping. That's what he said before 'proposing' to that PA, isn't it? -FG

I wonder if he did that on purpose.. -FG

I don't have work tomorrow. I might pop round, so we can have a proper chat -FG

Oh, I love quoting people! -FG

Do you even notice what I'm doing? -FG

I hope so -FG

If not you need to start paying attention to your wife! -FG

That's me. I'm your wife -FG

Well, soon to be wife -FG

If we're getting married on a beach we should go abroad -FG

That way we get to be warm and get married soon -FG

We should probably have a date soon.. -FG

I killed your boyfriend, let's have dinner ;) -FG

Ooh.. Too Irene for me -FG

I'm not as kinky as her -FG

Unless you like that ;) -FG

I'm willing to change a little for my future husband -FG

Should I give you a list of my bad habits? -FG

Was it you who likes lists? -FG

Oh, no. That was Sherlock. He's dead now.. -FG

And you didn't even get past 9 on his list of over 300... -FG

Anyway! My bad habits.. -FG

I'm lazy, I chew loudly, I sing aloud a lot and am terrible, I'm addicted to the interest, I kill people when they piss me off or if I'm bored. I get bored a lot. I also tend to take hours to choose what to watch on TV -FG

You can choose one to change for when we get married and I'll do my best to stop. You can't choose the killing thing though -FG

Murdering people is my guilty pleasure -FG

Not that I ever feel guilty -FG

Funny how I can shot someone in the head with a huge smile but I can't watch Ten say  "Rose Tyler, I--" without bawling my heart out like a heart broken teen -FG

But enough about me. Tell me about you -FG

Come now, John. Stop ignoring me -FG

You're very rude! -FG

If you weren't so damn cute, I'd call off the wedding now! -FG

Hm! I'll see you tomorrow and we can talk then. -FG

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[Thurs 05 Jun, 7:30]

Sorry, darling! Can't make it today. We'll have to have a date some other time. My brother's in need of help. -FG

Family business -FG

We run it -FG

You've probably seen my brother on magazine's and stuff -FG

Although the press don't know about all areas of the business. -FG

Boy did Daddy leave us a lot in the will! -FG

He'd be so proud of us -FG

Awh, that was a quick car journey! TTFN, John dear. -FG x

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[Fri 27 Jun, 00:00]

Sorry to disappear for so long, love! My brother had some work for me. Oh, I had fun! -FG

Before I tell you that story, I promised to tell you sometime what happened when Sherlock came to pay me a visit! -FG

I might as well tell you, give you a bit of closure before we get married. -FG

So Sherlock came to me on Monday. I'm 'Tom' by the way. My name isn't actually Tom, obviously. -FG

Sherlock came round and asked me if I could lend him my car -FG

I refused. My car is my baby. Sherlock knew that -FG

Anyway, he begged and begged. He wanted to go up to some cabin, said he'd left something there. -FG

I asked him what he left there -FG

He said a box -FG

After reading all his messages, I believe it was the box containing your engagement ring -FG

After much negotiation, I agreed to give him my car for a few hours. He just needed to come see me Thursday evening to help me wit a few things-FG

He went off and got the box. If that's what it was. He didn't have anything on him when he dropped off my car. But if it was a small box for a ring then he could have had it on him. -FG

So he came to me again on Thursday. I took advantage of his height and made him change my blinky bathroom light blub. -FG

Shame he's dead... Another one's gone blinky -FG

Then I killed him. -FG

Because he did his main job wrong -FG

All he had to do was break up with you and let me have you. Simple. -FG

But he refused. Because he loved you and wanted you to himself. Greedy hussy -FG

So, I shot him between the eyes. Twice. I only needed to once but I was annoyed -FG

I have issues controlling myself when I'm angry and have a gun -FG

And I always have a gun -FG

He could have survived. He just had to give me you. Now, I'm going to take you. -FG

See you soon, Doctor Watson! -FG

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[Sun 29 Jun, 13:20]

Molly, I'm freaking out. I keep thinking every woman who talks to me could be the crazy woman claiming to have killed Sherlock! -JW

Stay calm. -M

You shouldn't be alone right now. Come stay with Matthew and I for a few days -M

No, I need to stay with Ms Hudson. I'm not leaving her here by herself -JW

At least let me come and stay for a few nights. -M

Okay.. -JW

Good. I'll see you soon John. Stop worrying about everything so much -M

My boyfriend is missing Molly! And he was supposedly days from asking me t be his husband! I can't stop worrying -JW

How do you know he was going to propose? -M

Crazy killer girl said so -JW

She has his phone, remember? -JW

Shit.. John, this means that she definitely does have his phone. Sherlock and I never spoke about him proposing in person in front of others. -M

I know. Some of the things she said to me goes to show that she does have Sherlock's phone -JW

He really was going to propose? -JW

Mm. He told you is was a 'project' and locked himself in his room when he tried to figure out how to ask you. But you had the argument and everything so he wasn't sure the timing was right. The last time I saw time and he wasn't being a complete dick, he said he was going to do it -M

Molly.. I'm scared.. What if she's not lying and he's dead? -JW

They'd be a body by now John. Mycroft and Greg are searching the whole of England! If he was dead, something would have turned up. -M

Right. -JW

Have you shown the texts you've been getting to Greg and Mycroft? -M

I have -JW

Maybe you should reply. Try and trip her up, get her to admit where she's keeping him -M

I don't know.. It might encourage her.. -JW

It could help get Sherlock back -M

I know that. Mycroft doesn't recommend it though.. -JW

Screw, Mycroft! This isn't a bloody game for him to try and figure out what twisted story this chick has -M

You're right. -JW

Damn straight, I'm right! -M

Text her back next time she texts you! -M

Okay. -JW

Even flirt if you have too, -M

For Sherlock -M

For Sherlock. -JW

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[Mon 30 Jun, 7:00]

How do you feel about a lunch date? -FG

Positive -JW

Ah! You replied. Thought my phone was on the fritz for a moment. -FG

Nope. Just me -JW

So.. Lunch? -FG

Sounds good. -JW

Speedy's? -FG

Great. One? -JW

I'll be there ;) -FG

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[Mon 30 Jun, 13:45]

Tutt, tutt. You don't invite police on a date, Doctor Watson! -FG

Sorry, just got a bit panicy that you might kill me too -JW

Awh, you poor man. I wouldn't. -FG

Leave the police out of it next time, honey -FG

Give me another chance -JW

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[Mon 30 Jun, 13:48]

I feel sick -JW

Understandable -M

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[Mon 30 Jun, 13:50]

Okay, Doctor Watson. I'll send someone to pick you up at twelve. We'll have lunch at my flat. -FG

Sounds great! -JW

Wear something easy to get out of ;) -FG

Cheeky :) Will do -JW

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[Mon 30 Jun, 13:56]

I'm so going to be sick. -JW

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[Mon 30 Jun, 13:57]

See you then, sexy. -FG

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[Tues 01 Jul, 12:45]

Anything? -GHL

Not a single word -JW

What do I do? -JW

You text her. Start the conversation -GHL

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[Tues 01 Jul, 12:50]

You stood me up, that's not very nice, now is it? -JW

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[Tues 01 Jul, 13:00]

No reply -JW

Something's gone wrong on her end then.. -GHL

I haven't seen Myc all day... -GHL

Text him? -JW

Will do -GHL

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[Tues 01 Jul, 13:05]

Babe, where are you? -GHL

Saving my little brother's arse. -MHL

Mycroft? Little explanation? -GHL

Tell John to get to your office -MHL

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[Tues 01 Jul, 13:10]

Mycroft told me he was saving Sherlock and for you to come to my office -GHL

I'll be ten minutes -JW