Johnlock Texts Part 4

[Thurs 03 Apr, 12:23]

I know he's taken you back and that the two of you are starting over. I also know you are both very much in love with one another but if you ever hurt my brother again, there will be consequences Doctor Watson -MH

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[Thurs 03 Apr, 15:01]

Get grapes while you're getting mine and Gracie's medicine -SH

Green? -JW

Obviously -SH

How's Gracie doing? -JW

She's okay, she'll make it though -SH

Good -JW

See, I can look after a pet -SH

A pet isn't a child -JW

I think I'd be a good babysitter for Mycroft and Greg -SH

..You got his name right -JW

Mycroft sent me it around 200 times (208 times to be exact), forcing me to remember it -SH

Oh -JW

You can babysit with me, if you really don't trust me -SH

I trust you. I just think you'd cause trouble somehow -JW

Like what? -SH

Wrecking Mycroft and Greg's house or something -JW

... I'd blame the child -SH

Sherlock! You can't do that -JW

Fine, fine. I'll be a normal boring uncle -SH

No you won't. -JW

No, I won't -SH

Cocky git -JW

Rightfully so I believe -SH

Yeah, yeah, we all know just how modest you are -JW

I still think I'd make a great babysitter -SH

They haven't even got married yet! They won't be adopting for another half a year or so Greg said -JW

With Mycrofts status and the wedding under a month away? They'll be a happy little family in two or three months easily -SH

If you say so. I'll be home soon -JW

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[Fri 04 Apr, 1:54]

Stfuabm -SH

What? -JW

Never mind -SH

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[Fri 04 Apr, 12:59]

I looked up what you sent me last night -JW

[Delayed] Are you seriously still asleep? -JW

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[Fri 04 Apr, 13:45]

That was new -SH

Was simply doing what you asked me to -JW

Wake me up like that every time I sleep in -SH

You rarely sleep in -JW

That makes it special -SH

Alright then, every time you sleep in and maybe sometimes when you don't -JW

I like surprises -SH

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[Fri 04 Apr, 21:56]

Let's talk about sex, baby -SH

What? -JW

You replied wrong. -SH

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[Sun 06 Apr, 09:37]

Why didn't you take your medicine this morning? -JW

I don't need those pills, plus I have a case -SH

Sherlock.. Your doctor gave them to you for a reason -JW

You are a doctor, do you think I need anti depressants? -SH

No -JW

Well that settles it then -SH

Case, come to Greg's office -SH

I'm worried that you keep calling him Greg... -JW

Mycroft drilled it into me. Plus he said if I didn't learn his name then I couldn't babysit -SH

If you teach their kid to be an arrogant prick like you, Greg will kill you -JW

You're worried about me rubbing off on the child when one of their fathers will be Mycroft? -SH

Fair enough -JW

Pick up grapes on your way here. -SH

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[Tues 08 Apr, 21:52]

Let's talk about sex, baby -SH

Why are you calling me baby? Is there a camera nearby to watch my reaction? -JW

Wrong reply. -SH

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[Wed 09 Apr, 13:45]

I found a whip in your wardrobe -JW

Irene gave it to me when you and I started dating -SH

Ah. Okay. -JW

You want me to use it, don't you? -SH

No. -JW

I want to use it -JW

Maybe I'll let you, maybe I won't -SH

Bastard -JW

My parents were married when I was born John, I've said that before -SH

Don't be a smart arse -JW

As I've also said before, its not a tap. -SH

Whatever. Want me to get grapes while I'm shopping? -JW

Do you really need to ask? -SH

No. -JW

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[Wed 09 Apr, 14:23]

You brought the wrong grapes -SH

Did I? -JW

Yes and you bloody know it -SH

I didn't realise it'd be that big a deal, they didn't have the ones I normally get in stock -JW

Okay, I was going to blame you and deny you sex for the night but since it was the shops fault I don't need to do that -SH

What makes you think I'm staying in your room tonight? -JW

You found a new sex toy earlier, you're going to jump at the chance to jump on me -SH

How the hell did we go from grapes to sex toys? -JW

If that's not a rhetorical question then you must be blind and can't read -SH

It was rhetorical -JW

Good. -SH

Because if you were truly stupid then I'd have to drop you -SH

You always say I'm stupid -JW

Yes, but I never mean it -SH

Thank you.. I think. -JW

You're welcome -SH

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[Thurs 10 Apr, 09:52]

Sherlock, where are you? You let your morning tea get cold -JW

Shopping -SH

Shopping? -JW

Yes, I've been shopping. -SH

Right.. -JW

For what? -JW

A box -SH

A box? -JW

Are you going to to keep repeating what I'm saying but with a question mark? It's annoying -SH

[Delayed] Are you alright? You're not usually so.. bitchy. -JW

I'm fine. See you soon. -SH

Right.. -JW

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[Thurs 10 Apr, 17:06]

About shouting at you at the crime scene.. I'm sorry -SH

Everyone was there... -JW

They all heard what you said -JW

They all heard you call me a bastard -JW

Is this about what happened? I know you were hurt and I truly am sorry about that, but I thought we'd already got out our anger about that situation -JW

I know. We have. It's not that. I didn't mean it, John, I have no idea why I snapped -SH

It wasn't the case, that was simple. What's wrong, Sherlock? -JW

Did I do something? -JW

My anger is not directed at you John. I'm angry with myself -SH

Why? -JW

I'll explain soon. I promise -SH

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[Sat 12 Apr, 22:33]

Okay, it's been two days of you snapping and pushing everyone out. What's going on? -JW

Nothing. -SH

Sherlock... Don't push me out too -JW

I love you. -SH

I love you too Sherlock -JW

I mean it, I really do love you. In every way a person can love another -SH

Sherlock, you're scaring me. Why are you saying this? -JW

Come lay with me? -SH

Of course -JW

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[Thurs 17 Apr, 12:43]

Sherlock, you've been locked in your room for three days. You need to eat -JW

Working -SH

On what?! -JW

Working, John. I'm working, leave me alone. -SH

Come eat then you can crawl back into your room -JW

You're annoyed with me -SH

Of course I am! You've locked yourself away and refuse to see me or even eat -JW

I'm working. Two more hours -SH

Promise? -JW

Promise -SH

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[Thurs 17 Apr, 15:00]

It's been more then two hours -JW

Come and eat. Please. -JW

Can I shower first? -SH

No. You can eat some toast, drink some milk and then shower. -JW

Fine -SH

Thank you -JW

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[Thurs 17 Apr, 21:21]

I just found your toast shoved down the side of the sofa. You didn't take a single bite! -JW

Not hungry -SH

What the hell are you doing, Sherlock? -JW

Working -SH

On? -JW

A project -SH

Can you ask Ms Hudson to come in here? -SH

Not until you tell me what you're doing -JW

I'll text her -SH

I'll call Mycroft -JW

You do that John, he'll simply tell you to leave me be -SH

Fine. I'll leave you be for a while, if you eat -JW

Give Ms Hudson whatever you choose to make me eat on her way in -SH

[Delayed] She didn't say anything to you, did she? -SH

She told me not to worry and that you're doing something for me -JW

Okay -SH

Are you really doing something for me? -JW

In a way, yes -SH

As sweet as that is, I'd still like to see you for longer then two minutes -JW

I know -SH

So..? -JW

I'll come out tomorrow -SH

Okay..  Night then-JW

[Unsent Message] I love you -SH

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[Fri 18 Apr, 13:54]

Molly, I can't do it -SH

Why not? You love him and he loves you too. Do it! -M

Part of me is scared he'll leave again -SH

Oh.. Okay, Leave it a few months then -M

Okay. Thank you Molly -SH

It's fine, Sherlock. See you soon? -M

Perhaps -SH

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[Sat 19 Apr, 12:01]

We have a week until the wedding and still don't have a gift. -SH

You said you got them something -JW

No, I said I didn't need to -SH

You said something along the lines of 'Don't worry, I've sorted it' -JW

I thought we were talking about the leaky tap then -SH

No. I'll go shopping this afternoon -JW

Go tomorrow. Stay home this afternoon, I'm going to cook -SH

Oh? -JW

Yes, and if you're lucky it may end how it did last time -SH

That sounds lovely. See you soon -JW

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[Sun 20 Apr, 14:54]

We didn't plan this well. What should I get them? -JW

Does Mycroft even care? I could just get something I know Greg will like -JW

Mycroft is smitten. If Greg is happy, Mycroft will be happy -SH

Right. I'll get something Greg will like -JW

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[Mon 21 Apr, 15:21]

Bored. Where are you? -SH

Working, Sherlock -JW

Bored -SH

Come home -SH

Don't start -JW

Please? -SH

My shift ends in an hour, be patient -JW

Booooooored -SH

bOReD -SH

Bored -SH

BORED -SH

Bored, John! -SH

Bored. Bored. Bored. -SH

Okay! I get the point, you're bored. Why don't you go play Guess The Death with Molly or something? -JW

Maybe ask Lestrade for a case? -JW

Molly is meeting with her fiancés parents and Lestrade doesn't have anything interesting -SH

What happened to the 'project' you were working on? -JW

I decided to push it aside for a while -SH

What was it? You said it was for me -JW

Ms Hudson said it was. I said it was in a way -SH

What does that mean? -JW

It's for both of us. -SH

Now stop asking. I'm not telling you -SH

Fine. I'll see you soon, I have a patient. -JW

Love you -SH

I love you too Sherlock -JW

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[Tues 22 Apr, 11:32]

Let's talk about sex, baby -SH

You need to stop texting me at work. -JW

Wrong reply! -SH

What is the right reply? -JW

You never tell me when I ask -JW

Sherlock? -JW

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[Tues 22 Apr, 17:59]

A&E need my help, I'll be in a bit late -JW

Okay. I'm at the Yard anyway, triple murder case! -SH

Right. Keep the smiling to a minimum. See you at home -JW

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[Tues 22 Apr, 20:46]

You still on the case? -JW

Just caught the killer. Shame you missed this one -SH

You can tell me all about it when you get hone -JW

Oh no, I've got a better idea for when I get home -SH

What's that? -JW

It involves you, me and the bed -SH

That is a better idea -JW

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[Wed 23 Apr, 12:43]

I got your note. Completed the list -SH

Already? -JW

Yes. I feel like a housewife -SH

It doesn't hurt for you to tidy up every now and then -JW

Yes, it does -SH

What? -JW

It does hurt. I cut my finger -SH

It was bleeding. I have to use a plaster -SH

You're such a drama queen. -JW

Am not! -SH

You are -JW

You're suppose to response with 'Are too!' -SH

I'm not five Sherlock. We're not having an 'are too' 'am not' war -JW

Spoil sport. -SH

Am not! -JW

Are too! -SH

Am not! -JW

Are too -SH

This is already boring -SH

Exactly -JW

Are you working, again? -SH

Yeah. Some of the other doctors are ill -JW

I think Sarah just calls you in because she still likes you -SH

Don't be silly. And even if she does, it doesn't matter. I'm yours -JW

Yes, you are. And all the stupid woman on this planet better remember that -SH

You're adorable when you get possessive -JW

Thanks.. -SH

See you later, weirdo -JW

Prefer it when you call me sexy! -SH

I think I'll cook again tonight. See you later -SH

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[Thurs 24 Apr, 13:43]

I have a surprise for you when you get home! -SH

Is it the 'project'? -JW

No. More of a present -SH

You didn't have to get me anything. Your money is best spent on the bills -JW

I didn't spend any money. Plus I have enough in the bank to last both our lifetimes and the lifetimes of any pets or child that may or may not ever exist -SH

If you have so much money, why were you looking for a flatmate? -JW

Well, I mentioned it to Mike because Ms Hudson said it would be good for me. I didn't need a flatmate but I met you and thought 'eh, he's cute, why not?' -SH

Right, That's sweet I suppose.  -JW

So, what is this surprise? -JW

I found a kitten on the street. New born. We're keeping her and I'm naming her Lilly -SH

A kitten? -JW

Is she cute? -JW

[Picture Attached - Tiny black kitten in one of Sherlock's hands] -SH

Oh my God! She's tiny! -JW

And adorable! -JW

Look at her pink little ears, -JW

No experimenting on her! -JW

I would never, she's too cute -SH

Good -JW

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[Fri 25 Apr, 12:33]

Grapes. -SH

We have no grapes -SH

I want grapes -SH

Then go to the shop! I'm helping Sarah -JW

John, I think you should quit you're job -SH

What? Why? -JW

Sarah still likes you -SH

So? I love you. Plus we need the money -JW

We don't. I have plenty -SH

Sherlock, I'm not letting you pay everything. I have to bring money home too -JW

Do you find women attractive? -SH

What? Sherlock, I love you -JW

Yes, but you do still see the appeal in boobs and curves -SH

I suppose. But that doesn't matter. I only have eyes for you -JW

Sarah is trying to appeal to that part of you that likes women -SH

Sherlock, I don't like Sarah. I don't like any other woman or man. I love you. -JW

I know you love me but that doesn't change the fact you're ex is desperate to get you in bed -SH

The only bed I'm getting in is my own or yours and you are the only person I'm getting in with -JW

Quit your job -SH

No -JW

Please? -SH

Sherlock you have nothing to worry. I don't even see Sarah as a friend anymore -JW

Please.. -SH

Hows this, I'll get a different job, but until I do I stay here? -JW

A job with less hours -SH

Fine -JW

Excellent. -SH

You're an annoying jealous idiot sometimes, you know? -JW

I know -SH

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[Fri 25 Apr, 19:55]

I'm still not understanding why he's here? -SH

Greg is there because its traditional that the couple don't see each other day of their wedding until the ceremony -JW

Mycroft doesn't care for tradition -SH

Greg does and as you said yourself, Mycroft is smitten -JW

Okay. Its a stupid tradition but fine. You're staying in my room then, and he can have your bed instead of the sofa -SH

So Bossy -JW

Shut up -SH

And do as I say -SH

Yes, sir! -JW

If I mention sarcasm and wit, will you mention space? -SH

Yes -JW

I don't think Gracie or Lilly like Greg -SH

What makes you say that? Lilly is the friendliest kitten ever! -JW

And I never did ask but what did you do with all the mice -JW

Gracie bit him and Lilly hissed -SH

Two died. Gracie ate one and I gave the others to a little girl -SH

She ate one?! -JW

Yes -SH

What taking you so long? It's just milk -SH

I bumped into Charlie -JW

She's in town?! Bring her here, now! -SH

She has her brother with her.. -JW

He can come too. Then I can deduce him and be mean -SH

You can be nice! Plus tonight we have Greg over, he's nervous, Charlie said she'll visit on Monday -JW

But she's so much more interesting then a nervous Holmes-to-be -SH

He's our friend! We are going to be there for him while he's nervous about marrying the love of his life and we will see Charlie on Monday -JW

Jeez. Okay. No need to talk to me like I'm a child -SH

One, I'm texting, not talking. And two, you act like a child so often I forget -JW

Ha ha ha. No sex for you until your birthday -SH

It's my birthday is four months... -JW

Exactly -SH

You'll cave after seeing me in the suit you picked out -JW

Damn. I forgot about that -SH

If I remember correctly after we brought the suits you said something about how you couldn't wait to rip it off me -JW

Shut up. -SH

No :P -JW

What on Earth is that? Did you just send me an emoticon? -SH

Yes. It's sticking its tongue out -JW

8==D that one looks like a penis -SH

.... -JW

Well, it does -SH

Right.. -JW

I'll be home soon -JW

Good! Greg won't stop fidgeting -SH

Dear God, comfort the man Sherlock. Imagine what you'd feel like if it were you -JW

I can't. I've never been engaged or married. I wouldn't know -SH

Are you trying to get me to propose again? -JW

I wasn't trying to get you to propose! -SH

What males you think you'll be the one to propose anyway? -SH

Sherlock.. Are you.. -JW

What?! No! -SH

Far too soon for that -SH

Agreed. See you soon -JW

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[Sat 26 Apr, 11:21]

You look sexy in that suit -SH

Thanks. You look pretty good yourself -JW

Bet that suit will look even better on the bedroom floor -SH

We've discussed this before. None of those looks in public -JW

Bit hard not to with you looking so yummy in that suit -SH

Eyes up, Sherlock -JW

Don't  pout either. You only have yourself to blame, you picked the suit -JW

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[Sat 26 Apr, 14:34]

Bored! -SH

Don't start -JW

No one will notice if we slip away.. -SH

Behave! -JW

That suit looks awfully tight -SH

You know it is. Now stop eye raping me and pretend to look happy for your brother -JW

Oh, don't pretend you haven't been glancing at me all day. I saw the way your eyes wonder and linger every time you think no one is looking -SH

Shut up. Not my fault you have an amazing arse and those trousers just make it look ten times better -JW

[Delayed] You did that on purpose -JW

What? I dropped my fork -SH

Sure. -JW

Can we go home? I know you want to say yes -SH

No. It's your brothers wedding day! Stop trying to get into my pants -JW

Don't look at me like that. It's not going to work. Not here -JW

Just you wait till we get home.. -SH

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[Sun 27 Apr, 07:59]

He said it was too soon -JW

Jesus! I can't catch a break with you two! -M

'Two'? -JW

What does that mean? -JW

Molly? -JW

Hello?! -JW

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[Mon 28 Apr, 12:33]

Do it! Soon! He wants to marry you too! -M

It's too soon. I don't want to lose him -SH

Sherlock Holmes, stop being a whimp and propose to the man you love! -M

Soon. -SH

Maybe. -SH

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[Mon 28 Apr, 13:18]

Sherlock, you have a pet -JW

Yes.. -SH

You said you didn't have time for pets -JW

That's true. I did say that. -SH

Does that mean that you're getting ready to settle down? You haven't had a case for a while.. -JW

I haven't even thought of it that way. Maybe.. -SH

What does that mean for us? -JW

If I am unconsciously preparing to settle, I don't see why anything between us would change? Must it be an instant change? Can't we just let it happen? -SH

I suppose so. But when things get serious, we'll have to talk -JW

Serious? Why we not already 'serious'? -SH

Of course. You knew what I meant -JW

John, I love you but I see no point in rushing into anything. Neither of us are going anywhere, we're happy. -SH

Are you happy? -SH

Of course I'm happy! -JW

Are you sure? If you need a ring on your finger to be happy John, I'll put a ring there -SH

No. I want it to natural, when we both want it. -JW

I do want to marry you John. Some day. Not yet -SH

Okay, I understand -JW

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[Mon 28 Apr, 22:43]

Where are you? -JW

Bards -SH

Guess The Death? -JW

No, seems more like plan the death -SH

What do you mean? -JW

Molly and Matthew had a domestic and Molly is fuming -SH

What happened? -JW

Matthew kissed a woman on the cheek as a thank you -SH

[Delayed] Is that it? -JW

Funny how you see when others are overreacting -SH

Sherlock.. I thought we'd gotten over all that. I admitted I overreacted, you admitted you should have thought it through some more. End of -JW

What if it happens again? Something like that. You overreact? -SH

I won't. Not again. Not after I saw what it drove you to -JW

How many times?! I wasn't trying to kill myself! I was trying to sleep -SH

You're a chemist, I'm sure you knew that 35 sleeping tablets were going to kill you. If Ms Hudson didn't come to check on you, you'd be dead -JW

I wasn't trying to kill myself. I'd never stoop that low again. You know about everything with Sally and School and the self harm -SH

[Delayed] I know. I'm sorry. -JW

This is why we shouldn't get married yet. You don't trust me unless I reassure you three or four times -SH

It's hard to blindly trust you when every time I do, something seems to happens -JW

Hold on. What? In all the time I've known you I relapsed once and those were three of the smallest cuts ever. I haven't touched drugs since I've known you. And then the I wasn't even trying to kill myself, I wanted to get some sleep because it was hard to without the man I love beside me. So don't you fucking dare say you have no reason to trust me -SH

All I do is trust you, is it so hard for you to do the same? -SH

You know what? We're not doing this over text. I'm coming home, I'm going to shout and then lock myself in my room until you realise that this one is completely on you -SH

Did you just plan an argument? -JW

Don't make me smile when I'm mad at you -SH

You're not getting out of this one -SH

You're right. We should talk about this -JW