"Hey Park Jimin!"

Said male turned around, rolling his eyes in the process. "What do you want Jungkook?"

"You stepped on my shoelace Asshole!"

Jimin stared at him. "Did you fall?" He deadpanned.

"Well no-"

"Oh no the poor baby Jungkook is screaming for attention again," Jimin mocked. "Seriously, grow up, we're almost out of high school."

Jungkook was fuming. "I hate you Park Jimin."

He started walking away. "Likewise."

As he walks down the hallway he sees his friend walking in the other direction, so he does a 180 and starts walking with him, keeping up with his fast pace.

"What do you want Jimin?" Namjoon sighs.

"What makes you think I want something?"

"Your class is on the other side of school," Namjoon noted. "You don't like being late unless you want something."

Jimin sighed. "I heard Jungkook was having a party at his house..."

"Jimin..."

"And I want you to help me get in."

Namjoon stopped. "You know I'm friends with both of you, right?"

"Which is why you'll help me get in."

"Which is why I don't want either of you to get hurt," He counters. "What would you do at his house anyways?"

"I won't hurt him, he won't even know I'm there," Jimin promised. "Please? I just want to go. You don't have to tell Jungkook."

"I wouldn't tell Jungkook anyways," He hesitated. "Fine, I'll take you as long as you don't tell anyone it was me."

"Thanks Joonie, you're a real one!"

"My name's not Joonie."

But Jimin had already started running to his next class, just as the bell rang.

*

"Don't hang around me at the party."

"Trust me, I won't, you won't' even know I'm there," He smiled at his tall friend.

"I better not," Namjoon walked ahead of him, quickly getting lost in the crowd. There were a lot of people, so Jimin just slipped through the house unnoticed.

Jimin opened a couple doors in the house to no avail, before finding what he was looking for; Jungkook's room. He closed the door behind him quietly, thought it wasn't like anyone could hear him over the music.

He looked around his bedside table, quickly finding a leather journal. "Yes!" He beams, happy he found what he was looking for. He sat down on the floor, right next to the bed, leaning against the bedside table.

He opened the diary. This is exactly what he needed. He wanted to find dirt on Jungkook, humiliate him in front of his friends. Jungkook was the worse, he made Jimin's life harder than it needed to be. Call it revenge if you will, but Jimin felt he needed this.

He started reading through...but soon found things he didn't think he'd find. There was a lot about him, and it wasn't all negative. In fact, most of it was talking about how frustrated Jungkook was about him.

He hated Jimin but liked him so much.

And confessions weren't the only thing in this diary. There were...descriptive things of what Jungkook wanted to do to him. Jimin read every single word intently. He didn't know any of this, Jungkook hid it extremely well. If it weren't for these words written down, Jimin would've thought Jungkook only had hate for him.

But in reality it was just aggressive frustration.

He bit his lip just as the door opened quickly. Jungkook looked over, seeing Jimin. He slammed the door shut. "What the hell are you doing here!?"

"I have my ways," Jimin shrugged.

"God damn it Namjoon," He figured it out right away.

"You know, there's some pretty spicy stuff in here," Jimin holds up the diary, Jungkook only now realizing it was in his hands.

"I'm going to fucking kill Namjoon," Jungkook put his hands on his hips, a glare on his face.

"I was looking through to find stuff to humiliate you at school," Jimin smirked. "I got a love confession instead."

"Jimin shut up," He speaks through his teeth.

"I really didn't think you thought of me this way," Jimin ignored. "I have to say these...scenarios you have me in are quite flattering."

"Shut up or I'll shut you up."

"Oh you'll shut me up?" Jimin's eyes widen with a smile, knowing exactly what he means. "Oh sure, based on this you've wanted to shut me up for a long time, all over my body."

"And yet you won't stop talking," Jungkook's gaze darkens. "It's as if you want me to shut you up."

"No, it's as if I know you're a coward," Jimin countered, smile gone. "Cowards hide behind flimsy leather diaries and fake hate. This is pathetic."

"Okay fine, you asked for it," Jungkook stalked towards him, kneeling down and grabbing his face, kissing him with a great deal of passion. He was hovering over Jimin, straddling one of his legs, a hand on his bedside table.

The thing is, Jimin kissed back, just as into it. He dug his fingers into Jungkook's hair, placing the other hand on his thigh. He made an, "Mmm," sound once or twice, not feeling trapped one bit despite the other towering over him.

Unbeknownst to them, Namjoon opened the door, looking for Jungkook. He saw what they were doing, blinked a couple times, and closed the door again, like he wasn't even there.

"Am I a coward now?" Jungkook pulls away, staring at him.

"I stand corrected," Jimin stares back with a smirk, out of breath. "That was hot."

And Jungkook slowly broke into a small smile, a shy one. He tried to fight it but failed. "Oh yeah?"

"I've never seen you smile before," Jimin noted. "It's pretty. Maybe I wouldn't have hated you as much if you smiled more."

"Why are you flirting with me Park Jimin?" Jungkook sighs. "I know you hate me."

"Yeah that might be the case," Jimin gently reached out and brushed a lock of hair behind Jungkook's ear. "But I want you to kiss me again. It was a good kiss."

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because you don't want me you want my lips."

"And your mouth," Jimin lists. "And your tongue, and maybe your teeth. I like your mouth Jungkook, I'm glad I got to meet it."

"That doesn't make it any better," Jungkook stands up, stepping away from him. "Now get out of my room."

"Okay fine, if that's what it takes I'll take you out on a date," Jimin puts his hands up, shrugging a bit. "I'll treat you nice I guess, I'll try to at least. Obviously I'm not willing to fulfill any of those fantasies at the moment, but we'll see where life takes us."

"Are you saying you want to go on a date with me?" Jungkook sputters.

"Sure why not?" Jimin laughs a bit. "What's the worst that can happen, I already hate you. If it actually goes well then you're one less asshole I have to deal with."

"O-okay..." Jungkook sits back down, and the two shift so they're leaning against the bed. "Um, can we promise we'll try to make this run as smoothly as possible? Because this obviously isn't a good idea. I'm just not really in the mood for a toxic relationship, and you're kind of a sociopath."

"I am not! I have the ability to feel emotions!" Jimin defends. "Like for example I feel extremely strong hatred for you."

"Fine, whatever just..." Jungkook looks at him. "Let's try to get along."

"Aw what a pacifist, that's cute," Jimin pecks his lips before Jungkook can say anything. "Sure, let's try to get along."

"I like it when your eyes actually hold emotion," Jungkook complements, though a bit sarcastic. "They're a lot prettier when you smile."

"See I'm not a sociopath," He laughs. "That's really offensive you know, throwing around the terms psychopath and sociopath without knowing for sure."

"Jimin will you stay the night?" Jungkook ignores, going back in for a kiss.

"Oh wow so you go from trying to kick me out of your room to asking me to stay the whole night?" Jimin's eyes gleam. "I thought I said I wasn't fulfilling your fantasies anytime soon."

"No not like that! You know what I mean."

"Though some of those scenarios did seem fun," Jimin teases. "I might be up for some of them depending on whether or not we end up getting into a relationship in the future."

Jungkook blushes fiercely. "Y-yeah?"

"Aw look at you blushing," Jimin pinches his cheek. "We'll have to see."

"Shut up," Jungkook can't make eyes contact. "Do you want to stay or not?"

"Yeah, why not?" Jimin looks at him. "You can start by giving me reasons not to hate you. You're pretty hateable, but I don't want to hate you."

"Fine. For starters I'm a good kisser, and that's your opinion not mine."

"Ooh good one! Next!"

A/N: Tiramisu and a big fuck you~

I dunno it sounded funny in my head.

Hey, check out my book!;

I've promoted it before but I really like it! I added a ton today, including ones of ATEEZ and NCT.

Yes NCT. I know nothing about NCT but I had a dream about Taeyong and Doyoung. Ngl, I did not know there was a Doyoung in NCT until after I had the dream, so ig my brain is a good guesser.

Anyways conservative Christians suck.

And my parents are better than most, and they're not Trump supporters thank God, but holy shit are our political and ethical views different.

I just got yelled at for nothing?? Cuz my dad was talking about politics? And no one's happy while talking about politics so he took his unhappiness out on me and that's not fair. And when I don't agree with them I literally can't say anything, it sucks. At least they're not pro-gun anti-maskers or anything like that, and if they supported Trump I would probably disown myself from the family.

Like he corrected me when I called my cat pretty! Cuz he is pretty! He also said like a year ago he believed in gender roles so ew. I have to think it's cuz he was born in the 70s, grew up in the 80s, it's how he was raised but holy fucking shit I'm done.

I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

Speaking of my cat, he got a haircut today.

Let's look at some before and after shots~

Before;

After;

He's a lot smaller once he's shaved ^^ Tiger became a lion~

Anyways he gets really clingy after he gets shaved, every single time, it's so funny. He never sits on my bed but here he is. He even let me put a blanket on him, which he hates otherwise.

Anyways some of you didn't know the clip I was talking about the other day~

It's right as this video starts;

https://youtu.be/Jd0CPIyKxuM

He stood there for literally four seconds with the biggest smile on his face, and that's before he started moving along to the song. It took him 10 seconds to stop smiling about it and get back into the song. And that was after Jimin stopped singing.

Ah I love them ^^

Oh and Mimmie and Koo did 너는나 나는너 together! On Indonesian national television! It was adorable and then Jin tried to do it with Jungkook and Jungkook just kind of laughed and said it back, his reaction was funny. Meanwhile Jimin's over here like "Lmao it's my song but okay-"

I meant that in a funny happy way, I know it sounds sarcastic but I think it's funny that Jin wanted to join in on that. We need a Jinjikook live soon it'll be great ^^

And the other thing I said I'll talk about, I was asking if any of you became ARMYs after September 2019. And when you said yes, I asked you if you had only really known Koo as a person with tattoos. Like you knew obviously he hasn't had them forever or anything, but Jungkook was always a man with tattoos to you.

I've been constantly thinking about this the past few days.

Dude Koo still looked like this when I became a fan-;

Look at how young he looks, barely 20. His arm is so bare. I have to say, I prefer Jungkookie with long hair, so I don't particularly miss this Jungkook, but if he ever decides to style his hair like this again I'll be happy ^^

I love the ARMYs who whenever a member changes their hair or something of the sorts in any way they'll always be like "Yay!!! Look at how amazing he looks!!!" Like obviously we all have our favorites, for example I love blonde-haired Mimmie and long-haired Koo, but if Jikook come out with this;

You best believe I will be screaming. In this circumstance it's cuz their hair is literally matching (omfg I'm crying) but still. Dark haired Jiminie is beautiful, short haired Jungkook is still beautiful, I love it all ^^ 

I trust Jungkook knows never to have a coconut cut again, if he gets one I'll pretend to be happy but I don't know how genuine it will be-

But coconut Koo is the only exception to this entire thing. Well, coconut anyone lmao

Anyways, my point was ARMYs that are always happy about the changes BTS makes in their lives make me so happy, be it a new tattoo, or a new piercing, or simply a different hair color ^^

Now back to the picture.

Omg Jikook were matchingggggggggg can you hear me crying? Probably not cuz if you're like me you're probably crying yourselvesssssss

It was missing Jikook hours for so long, seriously since like MMA, and sure we haven't gotten anything that drastic since then, but it's still the typical content we know and love, them sticking together like magnets, being flirty, whipped stares, ect.

On that note, let's talk about how I'm so happy no one says satellite Jeon anymore

They're literally magnets they gravitate towards each other.

I had to take a screenshot of a gif that someone used to reply to me with on Twitter because Twitter doesn't let you save anything except pictures-

In context tho, I'm Jungkook, with my 7 Jungkook photocards, Jimin is op, trying to steal them from me. I love Twitter ^^

Anyways this is what satellites look like. One object spinning around another object. I don't know about you but I don't really see Jungkook running around Jimin while Jimin stays in a fixed place.

Does anyone know how satellite Jeon came about? It's weird terminology haha. I compare Jikook to magnets all the time. I mean take this for example;

Yes Jungkook is the one moving closer but my point still stands. Here's another example;

Why is it so hard to find specific pictures-

How do you search up pictures? Cuz for example to search up this I went Jikook 200307. Do you understand what that means? I didn't for the longest time lmao cuz it doesn't work like that in America.

Most things that work in America don't in other countries.

We have the same power outlets as Japan tho. It's literally all of North America, all the way down to the most north part of South America, and Japan, that's it. South Korea's outlets look weird lmao I guess I won't be taking too many of my electronics with me. I'll just bring an adapter so until I can buy chargers that fit outlets and stuff~

Anyways, off topic (like usual, are we even surprised?)

Jikook are like magnets. They'll be close already, but then they're get even closer, cuz apparently being connected at the hip isn't close enough for Jikook. A lot of it seems subconscious too. They're not even thinking about it when they inch closer. I think it's adorable I love that for them.

Ugh I'm so happy to be talking about Jikook in depth again, I missed this! I just had 0 in-depth subjects to talk about because Jikook are already so open and pretty and wonderful! 

I can't believe I'm a person that says wonderful. What am I, a 50-year old church lady?

But Jikook are magnets. They both find themselves wanting to be around each other all the time, so they are. As they said at Tokopedia, 너는나 나는너~

I'm typing that all out btw, I figured out how to get a Korean keyboard on my laptop, which I love. 

I also got Japanese!

こんばんは！私の　お名は　ミケイラです。私は　アメリカ人です。私は　アメリカを　そだちました。日本語は　という　していますか。私は　少し　日本語を　はなします。ジミンは　ジュングクを　大好きです。ジュングクは　ジミンを　大好きです。

I checked Google translate, just to see if I made my point across if you choose to use it, I did very well ^^

I could've also used 日本語は　はなしますか。 Instead of 日本語は　という　していますか。But it's fine~

Ooh look at that I have two different ways to say the same thing that's so cool it means I'm learning~

Oh! Also I'm pretty sure when my Japanese teacher thinks of the people who do the best in her class I'm one of the people she calls on! I figured this out because she called my name out of nowhere, asking me what I liked to shop for. Mind you this was a brand new subject so I said what I knew; ふくの　かいものが　好きです。And she said good and moved on to other people. But I noticed the only people she called on were the ones that did best in class. So I kinda went, "Oh am I like them?"

I mean I remember one time I was yelling (my mic was muted) cuz I was the only one getting things right. It made me feel good ^^ I was just screaming, そだちました！住んでいました！日系アメリカ人！一年間！

I'll stop speaking in Japanese now like I'm sure most of you can't read Japanese-

I'm only using a little bit of kanji lmao it's mostly hiragana and a bit of katakana like obviously my name and America are katakana, but I'm not sure what else is.

But yay I'm learning! I'm excited, hopefully by the end of high school I'm fluent in Japanese, and by the end of college I'm fluent in Korean ^^ those are my goals.

I'm going to start watching children's shows in Japanese and Korean. It'll help me build up a little bit more vocabulary and grammar structure. I'll tell you how it goes when I get around to it~

But I think I'm done. I don't have anything else to say.

Tae Tae~;

You could say I woke up today and chose violence.

There are so many thoughts in my head I don't know if I should say out loud. Ivana will say them all for me I'm sure. Out of respect for Taehyung, I will keep the thoughts in my head, but stepping on me would not be enough holy fuck.

Well I'm in a thirsty mood.

The chapter is extremely fitting, it's pretty spicy all things considered, spicy for a Mikchimin oneshot that is.

I should probably go then, I'm known for being wholesome.

I have a very pure soul. A pure mind however? Lmao what teenage mind is pure?

Love you guys!

Man Taehyung has really hurt me there are no thoughts in my head except for Tae

-Mikayla