Dedicated to AgentofDreams989, damianflashpoint, luciferandchloe2021, and Nicholas_Thawne. Maybe one of you guys will get a laugh out of this! 🤣🙂
(P.S., this only took me like ten minutes to make lol)

Thawne: Aha! I've finally found you Flash! After all this time...

Barry: I've just been on my couch, watching TV... like I do every Saturday.

Thawne: Oh but Barry, I don't think you know the true gravity of your situation! Mwhaha!

Barry: Well, I was watching Jurassic Park, but, ok Thawne, let's hear it I guess.

Thawne: Oh Barry, poor, poor Barry. Whose ankle got twisted when he was only twelve, and he had to miss the Comic Book convention.

Barry: Wait no, you're not saying!

Thawne: Oh, but it was me! I was the one who pushed you down those stairs in your grade school, Barry!

Barry: No, no!

Thawne: I came and pushed you down those stairs as a child, and gave you such swollen ankles you could even stand for a week! That way you couldn't go to your previous convention!

Barry: You monster! I was looking forward to that all month!

Thawne: Oh, but that wasn't all! Barry...

Barry: What else could your twisted mind have done now?!

Thawne: You know how you told your Mother that you wanted frozen peas for your ankles? That they were your favorite of all the frozen vegetables? But when she went to go look for them, your family was all out of the little green beans?

Barry: No, no! You didn't!

Thawne: Oh but I did Barry! I was the one who ate those frozen peas without even heating them up, all so you'd have to use carrots instead! The worst of the vegetables!

Barry: No! Noo... oh no why!

Thawne: Mwhaha!!! Yes! It's true!

Barry: Oh God why! The carrots, my science exo, the stairs! I can't even walk down the stairs without fear of it happening again!

Thawne: Yes! Yes! It was all me Barry! I ruined your life! Hahaha!!!

Barry: Noooooo!!!!! ...

Barry: Wait a minute did you just say you ate frozen peas instead of warming them up?