Miki: Hello Ms. Oregon. Please introduce yourself to the audience.

Oregon: Hi, I'm Sharon Jones. AKA Oregon, but just call me Sparrow.

Miki: Okay, Sparrow. I'm gonna ask you a series of questions, is that alright with you?

Oregon: yup!

Miki: okay, what do you look like?

Oregon: I have black, almost blue, hair. Just imagine Ceil Phantomhive's hair. Forest green eyes, I have a piercing on my lip, similar to Washington's exempt his is on his left eyebrow and his represent the Space Needle, while mine represents the Oregon Caves.

Miki: interesting. What languages do you know? And use the most, other than English?

Oregon: well, I know English, Spanish, Franch, German, and Russian. As for most used, I'd say Spanish and Russian.

Miki: Favourite flower? Not your state (Oregon Grape) flower, though.

Oregon: Rose. Definitely roses.

Miki: Favourite colours?

Oregon: Navy Blue and Gold.

Miki: favourite meal? And favourite beverage

Oregon: Salmon and milk. Beer for beverage. In my state, we have over 170 breweries, craft beer is a pretty big deal. In fact, it's so huge that the local beer industry alone contributes nearly $3 billion to my economy, employing 29,000 people.
Us Oregonians aren't just great at making beer, we're great at drinking it, too. In 2013 alone, We slurped up 2.803 million barrels of beer, with roughly one-in-five of those barrels coming from the state. That's a pint of beer every other day per each Oregonian!

Miki: wow! You really like beer! Anyway, is it true you you used to deal drugs up until recently?

Oregon: Um, Uh, my lawyer has advised me to not answer any questions that could get me thrown in jail. Sorry.

Miki: it's fine. Now, what do you think of California?

Oregon: Im gonna tell you this right now, us Oregonians are a warm and friendly people, welcoming of everyone-except our neighbors to the south. As far as I'm concerned, Californians should keep their property price raising selves south of Keno, thank you very much.

Miki: did you always think of her this way?

Oregon: No. She used to be a total badass. Especially in our old west days. Man, she was the toughest cowgirl in all of the west. The modernisation came in, and turned her into a dumb blonde.

Miki: ah. Do you have any pets?

Oregon: Yes, a beaver named Woody and a duck named Kamo-chan. Japan helped me with my duck's name.

Miki: Thank you, that's all for today. Join us next time in "A day in the life of Oregon" and please comment on which state I should interview next. It would be very helpful!

Oregon's Marukaite Chikyuu:

Hey hey dad can I have some beer?

Hey hey dad, hey hey dad!

I can't get the taste of hazelnuts out of my head!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!

Draw a circle that's the Earth!

Draw a circle that's the Earth!

I am Oregon!

Draw a circle that's the Earth!

Look at it, is it the Earth?

Could it be the Earth?

I am Oregon!

Ah! Such a wondrous world, can be seen with just a stroke of a brush!

And now, we raise our glass to Rough Rivers!

Oregon!