Chapter 7
(So Before I Start This Chapter, Just Wanna Say That Chapter 6 Wouldn't Publish and Deleted All My Work On It. But If You Seen Ralph Breaks The Internet, Then You Should Know What Happens When They Find Shanks Car....Sooo Yeah)
Branch And Poppy Walks Out Of Slaughter Race.
"Jeez That Game Was Insane"
Branch Said.
"IT WAS AWESOME! AND THAT SHANK LADY WAS AWESOMER!"
Poppy Squealed.
"Pff- Name One Awesome This About Her"
Branch Scoffed Annoyed.
"Okay Lets See SHE LOOKS COOL. HER CAR IS COOL. HER HAIR IS COOL. SHE DRIVES COOL. HER STYLE IS COOL."
Poppy Said Skipping Around.
"Wait.....Your Saying My Hair Isn't Cool? :0"
Branch Asked.
"What? NO! Just Saying That Shes A Good Person With Cool Qualities!"
Poppy Says Heading The Direction Of Buzztube.
"Uh Where Are You Going?"
Branch Asked.
"To Buzztube Ofc!"
Poppy Replied.
"Oh No No, We're Heading Back To Stanley's. He Can Find Easier Money To Find. Plus I Don't Trust That Shank One Bit"
Branch Said.
"Well I Do!"
Poppy Said.
"Well I Don't!"
Branch Yelled Back.
Suddenly A Little Boy Zapped Up.
"HIYA MISTER! :D"
"AH! Who Are You??"
Branch Asked.
"I'm Your Alert Ebay Messenger! :D"
The Boy Said.
"Huh, An Actual Eboy"
Branch Shrugged.
"Just Here To Let Ya Know Your Bid Expires In 8hrs! :D"
Eboy Said.
"8hrs???????? Okay Thanks Eboy"
Branch Thanked.
"No Problem Jennifer! ;D"
Eboy Zapped Away.
Poppy Gave Him 'The Look'.
Branch Groans.
"FINEEEE, We'll Do Buzztube But That Place Is A TERRIBLE IDEA!"
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Poppy And Branch Walk Into Buzztube Full Of Billboards Of Different Videos And Net-Citzens Hearting The Posts.
"Whoaaaa So Much Stuff Of Babies....And Cats....And Me-Mes"
Branch Reads The MEMES Sign Incorrectly.
"No I Think Its Mae-Maes"
Poppy Reads Incorrectly.
"Heh, Told You This Place Was A Good Idea!"
Branch Said Proudly.
".__________."
Poppy Did The Face.
"Now Lets Go Find Yesss!"
Branch Said.
Inside The Main Office, Yesss Is In Her Office With Her Assistant Maybe.
"Lame, Boring, Out-Dated, Clicheeee"
Yesss Was Swiping Through The Recent Trends.
"Ugh Seriously, More Fortnite Walkthroughs?"
Yesss Groans.
"Well People Are Also Playing That 2K Basketball Game! :D"
Maybe Says.
"Still Out-Dated Last Week!"
Yesss Replies.
Poppy And Branch Walk In.
"Heyyooo!"
Branch Waves.
"Are You Yesss? The Head Aligorth?"
Branch Says The Word Wrong.
"I Am The Heaf Algorithm! Of Buzztube. And I Certainly Don't Have Time For Colorfull Goblins Walkng In Disturbing My Work. CALL SECURITY MAYBE"
Yesss Orders.
"Yeah But Um This Is The Blow Guy..."
Maybe Tells Yesss.
"Who?"
Yesss Questions.
"The Uh Blow N Go In The Face Guy"
Maybe Replies.
"So?"
Yesss Replies Back.
"His Video Has 1.1 Millon Hearts..."
Maybe Tells Her.
Yesss Immediately Changes Her Mind.
"WELLLLLL, Why Didn't You Tell Me We Were In The Hands Of A Genius??? Grab Him A Drink!"
Yesss Said Gratefully.
Maybe Gives Branch The Drink.
"🍹"
Branch Sips.
"Yeah Shank Is The One Who Made The Video and To Come See You!"
Poppy Grins.
"Ohhhh No Wonder Your Video Is So Dope! Shank Is Reallll cOoL."
"Right??!"
Poppy Agrees.
"Pff- I'm The Cool One Getting All The Hearts!"
Branch Pouts.
"Awe Thats Right You Blue Baby"
Yesss Squishes Branchs Big Cheeks.
(Dont Be Dirty Minded Kids)
"What Did You Say Your Name Was?"
Yesss Asks.
"Branch- And This Is Poppy"
Branch Answers.
"Well Branch- You Are TRENDING! And These Are For You! Hearts Hearts Hearts Hearts!"
Yesss Spreads Virtual Hearts To Branch.
"OOOOH HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS! :D"
Branch Pokes The Hearts.
💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
"Not To Ruin This Heartfest But Um Shank Said You Could Help Us Make Videos For Money?"
Poppy Explains.
"Yep! The Solution Is Always Money Honey, But Looks Like Your Going Down"
Yesss Says.
"What??"
Poppy Gasps.
"Yep, Your Video Was Number For A Few Minutes and Now Its Not. Common Internet Thing"
Yesss Says.
"B-But I Think I Was Trenching?"
Branch Says The Word Incorrect.
"Trending .__."
Poppy Corrects Him.
"Yep! Sorry Buh-Byeee"
Yesss Says Waving Bye.
Maybe Takes Branchs Drink.
"Awe..."
Poppy Frowns.
"Hm.."
Branch Thinks And Gets An Idea.
"Yesss! What If I Did A Whole Lot Of Videos Copying Whatever Is Popular??"
Branchs Asks.
"Oooh- Now That Can Get You Alot Of Hearts Fast! Maybe What's Now?"
Yesss Asks.
Maybe Scrolls Through His Rating Charts.
"It Seems Here That Game Walkthroughs, AMSR'S, Food Challenges, Movie Trailer Parodies, Makeup Tutorials....And Ugh....Shrek Memes"
"Well Then Its Settled! I'm Doing All Of Those! The Food Challenges! AMSR'S! And The Shrek Mae-Maes!"
Branch Says.
"Memes .__."
Maybe Corrects Him.
"THAT TOO! POPPY WE CAN TO SAVE YOU DADS CROWN AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!"
Branch Says Determinedly.
Poppy Smiles Passionately At Him.
"I LOVE IT! THAT'S WHAT THE INTERNET WAS MADE FOR! Now Lets Get To Work!"
Yesss Announces.
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