If you read my horrendous tag book or simply know me well, you'd likely know that I'm a strong advocate for the placement of pineapple cuboids on pizzas. My advocacy is quite controversial and often met with cries of surprise and outrage. However, I will easily dispel the myths of the anti-Pineapple bigot haters and provide reasons to support the consumption of ananas comosus alongside or on top of pizzas.

1. Pineapple adds sweetness to pizza! Pizza can often taste the same and becomes boring to eat. Pineapple solves this problem due to its sweet taste, so your pizza will never be boring.

2. Pineapple is a healthy fruit! Pizza can often lack nutritional value, but you can balance the food pyramid by adding pineapple to your pizza meal.

3. This picture:

If Trump approves pineapple on pizza, it must be illegal to eat pizza without pineapple.

4. This chart:

The British have a good taste in pizza.

5. I will be somewhat disappointed if you state that pineapple on pizza is gross.

Those are the best reasons to put pineapple on pizza. If you aren't convinced you're a BIGHOT!!!!1!1!1

It's 11, why am I writing this?

Anyways, give pineapple on pizza a try 👍

Love and Peace,
Arkada