[I can't remember if I've done this before, but here]

Drift, who's been watching WAY too many nature documentaries: [staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone] And here, you can see the endangered Ratchet in their natural habitat

Ratchet: [falls down the stairs, spilling his cereal everywhere]

Ratchet: F**K!

Drift: Natural selection is coming for this specimen

Ratchet: STOP RECORDING AND HELP ME, DAMNIT

(From Pinterest (edited))