Bumblebee: Okay Megatron, here is your first lesson on how to be good. You see Smokescreen drop his wallet.

Smokescreen: ...

Bumblebee, whispering: Smokey, drop your wallet

Smokescreen: Oh yeah *drops wallet*

Bumblebee: Okay, so you see Smokescreen drop his wallet. What do you do?

Megatron: *picks up wallet* Excuse me sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.

Smokescreen: Doesn't look familiar to me.

Megatron: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.

Smokescreen: Nope, it's not mine.

Megatron: It is yours. I'm trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Smokescreen: Return what to who?

Megatron: *facepalms and shows Smokey his ID* Aren't you Smokescreen?

Smokescreen: Yup.

Megatron: And this is your ID.

Smokescreen: Yup.

Megatron: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.

Smokescreen: That makes sense to me.

Megatron: Then take it.

Smokescreen: It's not my wallet.

Megatron, absolutely livid: YOU DIM-BULB! TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!

Bumblebee: *pushes button to immobilize Megatron by tickling him* No, wrong! Good people don't rip other people's arms off!

(From Spongebob)