*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Clay : So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sunny: ...I did. I broke it.
Clay : No. No you didn't. Glory?
Glory: Don't look at me. Look at Starflight.
Starflight: What?! I didn't break it.
Glory: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Starflight: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Glory: Suspicious.
Starflight: No, it's not!
Tsnuami: If it matters, probably not, but Fatespeaker was the last one to use it.
Fatespeaker : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Tsnuami: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Fatespeaker : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tsnuami!
Sunny: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Clay .
Clay : No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Tsnuami: Clay ... Glory's been awfully quiet.
Glory: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Clay , being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Clay : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Clay :
Clay : Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

*snorts*