Sapphire: *gets down on one knee*

Peach: Oh great moons, it's finally happening

Sapphire: *ties shoelaces*

Peach, in tears: He's finally stopped wearing fucking crocs

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Blackbird: Can I get you anything to drink, Capp'n?

Axolotl: The tears of our enemies as their bodies and their bones are crushed.

Blackbird: We have jasmine tea in the cabinet

Axolotl: Ooh, jasmine! Yes, please

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Quill, pointing at the alien in her room: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Suneyes, hugging it: What? It said 'take me to your leader.'

Quill: SO YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME??

Ghost: Well, you are our leader

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Angolan: I can fit the whole world in my talons!

Zircon: That's imposs-

Angolan: *cups Zircon's face*

Zircon, blushing furiously: I have a reputation!

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Dreamshifter: You know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it??? What's that called??

Morrowtwister, visibly shaking: A- A hermit crab??

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Bowhead: Woah! You're so tall! What do you see from up there?

Chinchilla: Everyone's flaws. 

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Cloudburst: Sorry I'm late. I was... doing things.

Coralline, kicking down the door, noticeably dishevelled: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!

Cloudburst: Push is such a strong word... I prefer to call it... giving you a little nudge

Coralline: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge, when I shove my FOOT UP YOUR ASS

Cloudburst: Hey!

Cloudburst: Watch your FUCKING language in front of the FUCKING principal