Haru: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Hayato, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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Eros: the food is too hot, I can't eat it

Hana: you're hot and I still eat you

Eros: *blushes*

Hana: *winks*

Ren: one dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.

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Haru, snapping off his wing and biting into it: yo want some?

Hayato: what in the fresh fuck is happening

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Elias, speaking English: So I said, fuck you and your entire fucking household, I will infect you with the next case of strep I get, you know?

Lori, also speaking English: Of course, dude! I'd probably turn my volume up and blast the Monster's Inc. theme instead, but not everyone has a headphone port in their neck, so, next best case

The rest of 1-A, watching in absolute confusion: What is Happening

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Naoko: if air is clear to us, can fish see water?

Apollo:

Apollo: that's not normally a question someone would ask after fucking

(hayato belongs to AnxietyOverlord)