Ayumu: say dad!!

Baby Sakura: motherfucker!

Ayumu: close enough.

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Hana: hey leon

Hana: leon leon leon leon-

Apollo: WHAT

Hana: what if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in spanish?

Apollo: this is why i don't talk to you

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Kiki, after losing track of the time: holy fuck it's late mom's gonna kill me

Elias: you still have a curfew? you're, like, 19

Kiki: and i won't make it to 20 if i don't leave now

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Shika: y'know what? fuck gender norms- I'M going to jupiter to get more stupider

Chihiro, taking her hand: no, WE'RE going to jupiter to get more stupider

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Hikaru: i looked into the eyes of death and he said yeet and flung my soul back into my body

Kouichi: what?

Hikaru: i had a near-death experience

Kouichi: WHAT

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Ren, nine minutes in the white van: so, what made you guys choose me?

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Junko: hey guys!!! guess what i got?

Makoto: a girlfriend?

Susumu: a real job?

Youta: a friend your age?

Junko: no!!

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Haru: i've got everything under control!

Eros: is that why everything's on fire?

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Aoi: remember, you always need to be kind to people!

Junko: hey-

Aoi: fuck off