(Pls don't judge if some of the lyrics are wrong.)

Sally: there, right there! Look at that Tan but tanner skin! Look at the killer shape he's in! Look at slightly stubbles chin! Oh please, he's gay! Totally gay!

Kahl: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait can indicate. For every straight expostriate. This mans not gay. I say not gay.

All: that is the elephant in the room. Were it is relevant to presume. That is a man that wears perfume, that is automatically matically gay!

Goopy: Looks at his soft and crispy locks.

Sally: look at his silk translucent socks.

Psycarrot: There's the eternal paradox. But what we see?

Hilda: What do we see?

Psy: is he gayyyy!!

Hilda: of course, he's gay!

Psy: or European.

(Dramatic pause.)

All: ooohhhh....

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All: gay, or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?

Cagney: well, hey don't look at me!

Sally: you see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports,

All: in shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

All: gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like "ciao Bella!" While they kiss you on both cheeks.

Hilda: oh please.

All: Gay or European? So many shades of gray.

Werner: depending on ze time oth day ze vrench go either vay.

All: is he gay or European? Or-

Piroulette: HOLD IT!! RIGHT THERE!!

Piroulette: Look at that condensending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work. That is metro heatro jerk. That guys not gay.

Rumor: I say, NO WAY!!

All: that is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to pressume. That a hottie in that costume.

Hilda: that is automatically radically-

Goopy: ironically chronically-

Sally: Certainly pertn'ly

Kahl: genetically medically-

All: GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY!! OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY-

Devil: *touches calas boob*

All: DAMMIT!!

All: Gay or European?

Psy: so stylish and relaxed~

All: Is he gay or European?

Goopy: I think his chest is waxed.

Hilda: But they bring their boys up different, then its culturally diverse.

Sally: it's not a fashion curse,

All: if he wears a kilt and bares a purse.

All: Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.

Piroulette: His accent is hypnotic, but his shoes are pointy toed.

All: huh.

All: Gay or European? So many shades of gray!

Devil fangirl: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturday!

All: Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or euro-

Specter: wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an idea I'd like to try.

Cagney: the floor is yours.

Specter: So mr. devil, this alleged affair with the casino has been going on for...?

Devil: 2 years.

Specter: And your first name again is...?

Devil: Satan.

Specter: and your boyfriends name is..?

Devil: king dice.

All: *gasp*

Devil: I-I'm Sorry I misunderstand! You say boyfriend I thought you say best friend! Dice is my....best friend.

Dice: YOU. BASTARD. You lying bastard!

(Time skip coz I'm lazy.)

Dice: so if I may, I'm proud to say...

Dice: HES GAY!!

All: and European!

Dice: HES GAY!

All: and European!

Dice: HES GAY!!

All: and Europeannnnnn!!!!

Devil: FINE!! Okay, I'm gay!

All: HOORAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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I did the labrat one to punish myself for not doing this quicker. Here is a ghost blossom one in case you were upset by the one above.

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