Messages between Sebby 🐻 and Carla 🔥

Carla 🔥
Hey what's going on?

Sebby 🐻
Have you seen Chris?

Carla 🔥
Course I've seen him
He's got long blonde Barbie hair and an Australian accent and has won Worlds Sexiest Man at least 20 times

Sebby 🐻
Quit being such a wise ass
And I meant Evans. Have you seen him?

Carla 🔥
Not since the premiere ended about half an hour ago. Why?

Sebby 🐻
He seemed upset for some reason and I thought maybe you knew why.

Carla 🔥
Why would I know the reason he's upset?

Sebby 🐻
Because you're most like the cause of why he's upset?

Carla 🔥
What?!! Seb what are you talking about? Did I do something?

Sebby 🐻
Just look up "The Sinking of S.S. Chrisla"
I think you'll know what I mean

Carla 🔥
???
Read at 8:17 pm