im reading the comments on train tracks aka probably my best fic and i came across some comments that i realized don't piss me off but they need to die anyway

this is in no way meant to be offensive i wrote this in a rage at like three am

here's the list of

comments that make spencer wish he never joined this fucking website

-milk fic comments
literally it's not funny. ive made some milk fic jokes im not gonna deny it but when there are twenty comments on one section and fifteen of them are about the milk fic it gets stale and annoying. the milk fic isn't even that gross.

this isn't really related but i want a video that's like "dramatic reading of the milk fic but whenever it says milk it gets 25% faster" or something

-the forest fic comments
i haven't read this fic yet. stop spoiling it for me. please.

-references to group chat on my other fics that are better than group chat
lynn is supporting ryden? ah yes must make a reference to her naming her kid ryan. make a mention of pete wentz? my nudes leaked wentz lol!!!!! i didn't even come up with my nudes leaked wentz my girlfriend did

-comments about phan on shit that has nothing to do with phan
i like dan and phil don't get me wrong i think they're funny and adorable and very charming but holy shit stop saying "omg dan howell??? is that You???" when i put 'no homo' in a fic im on my knees begging you stop please

-mentions of other bands that have nothing to do with the fic
the only way you can get away with this is if you can clearly tell that the person's trying to make a reference like if they put a word for word a song lyric or reworded a line. but please if i put in the word idea or chemistry or chemical don't comment about mcr if mcr is not in the fic. please.

examples of the above that make me wanna gag myself include
-commenting lyrics to miss jackson by p!atd whenever someone says "nasty"
-commenting lyrics to forest or trees by tøp whenever someone mentions a fucking TREE
-WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS A DOOR AND SOMEONE COMMENTS LYRICS TO IWSNT I WANT TO FUCKING PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD

also this doesn't annoy me i just think it's dumb but like when someone puts a lesser known sexuality or gender identity in a fic and someone comments "what is that" like just google it unless your family is like super nasty and searches through your search history and will yell at you for that shit then go for it

new drinking game but you'll die of alcohol poisoning: whenever you see someone in my comments mention any of the things i mentioned take a shot you'll be dead in an hour

i hate this website please read my new gawsten fic