Chapter 3
Soon after Black, Goku, and Cell went outside to train, Goku stopped whining about the damn pie. While Black had a tea break. Goku and Cell started sparing. Cell threw a punch at Goku. Goku reacted quickly and blocked his punch. Moving his left leg backwards getting ready to fly at Cell, but when he did he heard a muffled yell. Goku looked around for the source of the sound, but doing so made him drop his guard allowing Cell to land a blow. Since Goku wasn't expecting the punch he fell backwards onto the ground.
"Ouch!"Goku says rubbing his face.
" You dropped your guard" Cell said crossing his arms and walks away saying
" Now, I'm going to go train by myself".
Then Goku heard the yell again, Goku looks around again, not seeing the one who yelled, he scratched his head in confusion.
"HEY! DOWN HERE YOU MORON!" Goku then looked down at his shoe to see a little smashed green fellow on his shoe.
" Oh! um, sorry?" Goku said picking him off his shoe "What are you doing here and who are you?".
" I'm Plankton and I tried to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula" Plankton said crossing his arms " Who are you?".
" I'm Goku I'm in here because someone stole my identity, anyways what's a Krabby Patty? And why did you want to steal it?" Goku asked.
"A Krabby Patty is a burger and if I steal the secret formula I CAN RULE THE WORLD MAHAHAHAHAHA!" Plankton yells but just makes Goku confused.
"How's a burger supposed to help take over the world" Black asked from behind Goku, scaring the hell out of him.
" I was gonna ask that too" Goku says " Oh I got it, maybe the burger is so tasty that people would do anything for one or something?".
"Exactly! This guy gets it!" Plankton exclaimed.
" What if they're vegan?" Black asked.
" huh?" Plankton said.
" What if they're vegan?" Black asked again.
" Easy, I'd make a vegan burger" Plankton shrugged.
"What of someone's like Piccolo and only needs water to survive?" Goku asked.
" Well, who cares about this Piccolo guys anyway?" Plankton says.
" Ha! That proves how selfish Mortals really are!" Black says walking away talking about how he and Zamasu were right about mortals.
" Mortals?" Plankton asked.
" Don't mind him" Goku told Plankton.
* * *
Mean While With Yanfei
Yanfei was sitting on the courthouse steps reflecting on what just happened.
Not only was she teleported against her will to be this random guys lawyer, despite being a legal ADVISOR, not only was she even given a chance to speak and defend her client, NOT ONLY did the judge not even know anything about how legal system ACTUALLY WORKED, she also has to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be sent back to her homeworld of Teyvat, since they apparently used these magic orbs to summon her here, and those orbs could only be used once every year.
Yanfei could already tell that all the work she going to have to catch up on was not going to be fun.
She was also going to have to find a way to explain to all the clients who had scheduled meetings with her why she had been gone for an entire year.
* * *
Plankton was in Cell's Cell playing Monopoly with Goku, Black, and Cell (they apparently named their cell 'Cell's cell' because they thought it was funny). Goku was having a hard time earning money, Cell owns like all the property's, and Plankton somehow has all the money *cough cough* he's stealing it *cough cough*, And Black keeps ending up in jail.
Black rolls the dice '4,4' he moves, then rolls the dice again '1,1' Black then moves again and rolls again " I swear to lord Zeno if I get a double again . . . " Black says , it lands on '3,6'.
"YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!" Black yells, causing Goku who had fallen asleep on his hand, to jump at Black yelling. And accidently kicks the board with his foot, somehow only moving the dice, to '6,6'.
"Ha, looks like you go to jail again!" Plankton laughed.
"GOKU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! ! ! ! " Black yelled at Goku.
" I'm sorry! You scared me!" Goku tried explaining.
After a few more minutes of playing Monopoly, Black ends up in jail again.
Black yells " I GIVE UP! CAN WE PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME?!!"
" Yeah, I guess, this is kinda boring . . . " Goku says yawning.
" But I finally got a property!" Plankton complained.
" This is boring" Cell agrees.
" But guys" Plankton says.
" Oh, we can play this game called Charades" Cell says.
" Charades? Whats that?" Goku and Black asks at the same time.
" Don't ever do that again Goku, we sound like twins " Black threatened.
" We are kinda" Goku says.
Black was about to say something back but was interrupted by Cell. "Anyways, it's where you get a card with a word you're supposed to act out without speaking " Cell explains "Oh and you're in teams of two".
"Oh, me and Black can be a team! We are kinda the same person" Goku says.
" No, I'm not gonna be on the same tea-" Black started.
"Ok it's agreed, Cell and I will be on a Tee-am" Plankton says setting out the cards.
Then before they could begin the game a voice come from out of nowhere "Is there a problem in here boys? I heard yelling."
They turned around to see a duck in wardens clothes with a name tag that says 'Hello my name is Daffy Duck'.
Goku was the first one to speak " Um, no Black was just being a sore loser".
" Ahh so there's racist in the room, I see" Daffy responded.
" What? why does everyone think that! It's his nickname!"
" Mmmm, I'll let it slide this time, don't let me hear you say that again, bucko" Daffy says about to turn around " Hey wait, are you playing Charades?"
" yeah" Goku says
" Can I play?"
" I guess" Goku replies
They started the first round with Goku acting out a word, Goku started acting like he was pushing buttons.
"Oooh I know this! Is it a plane?" Daffy asked, Goku shooked his head no " Oh, what about a bus?" Goku shook his head no again " Hmmmm, Oh I got it is it a robot?" Goku shook his head no again
" Dang I was sure that was it."
"No, you buffoon it's obviously a typewriter!" Plankton stated. Which Goku shook his head again but at least he was close.
" Annnndddd times up, Goku what was the word?" Cell asked.
" A Cashier" Goku says sitting down on his bed.
And then it was Planktons turn to act out a word. When Plankton saw his word he rolled his eye and started to jog in place mouthing words, but no one could read his lips because he's too small.
" A jogger?" Cell asked.
" A 1908 Ford Model T" Daffy states.
" A what?" Black asked.
" A 1908 Ford Model T" Daffy responded.
" Times up!" Goku says " What was it?"
" Frycook" Plankton says reading his card.
" What does running in place have to do with a frycook?" Cell asked.
" Well, there's an annoying Frycook that works at the Krusty Krab and every morning he would sing ' I'm ready, I'm ready!' While running to work." Plankton explains.
" How could Cell have known that?" Goku askd.
" Ehhhh, what's up doc?" A voice comes from right next to Goku.
" Playing Charades" Goku says not looking up to see who spoke " Wait who are you?" Goku asked looking up to see a rabbit who was munching on a carrot, leaning on the bunk bed.
" I'm bugs" the rabbit says sticking out his hand.
" I'm Goku" Goku says shaking his hand.
"So, you're playing Charades?" Bugs asked still munching on his carrot.
" Yeah, wanna play? Daffy doesn't have a partner" Goku says sitting down on his bed.
" No way, My friend with hair that defies gravity, I'm a free spirit, going from place to plac-".
" Yeah, sure I'll be his partner" Bugs agrees.
" Hey, you cut off my speech!" Daffy complained.
Then it was Daffys turn to act out a word. Daffy looked at his word then rolled his eyes and says " This is gonna be easy". Daffy then proceeded to 'try' and act out his word, walking around with a hunch and one foot at a time, and robot arms.
" A hunchback?" Bugs askes confused.
" A umm, an old man?" Bugs asked shrugging.
" A robot?" Bugs asked.
" And times up, what's the word?" Black asked
" Crab" Daffy says " I'm surprised you guys couldn't guess that with my good acting skills"
" You call that good acting?" Black asked.
" What, you think you could do better?" Daffy asked.
" Yeah, of course I can" Black declared.
Black then grabs a card, looks at his word and smiles. Putting down his card, he then begins acting like He was fighting someone.
" Battling? Fighting?" Goku guessed.
Black then acted like he got stabbed and fell dramatically on the ground.
" Defeated, Stabbed?" Goku guessed.
" Correct" Black says sitting up.
" Pshhh, dramatic much?" Daffy muttered.
" Hello gentlemen" A new voice came from outside the cell " Sorry to interupe your game of Char-ades, but you guys need to go back to your original cell's now".
Both Cell and Plankton gasps.
" OH MY GOD ITS JIM CARREY! ! ! ! " They both yelled.
" Who?" Goku and Black asked at the same time.
"Damnit Goku! I said stop doing that!" Black yelled.
" Stop what?" Goku asked Confused.
" Stop saying what I say at the same time!" Black yelled
While Goku and Black continued to argue, Plankton, Daffy, and Bugs left to get some much needed rest. And Jim Carrey went back to his nightly duties as a security guard.
After a few more minutes of Goku and Black arguing they stopped and went to bed.
" Good night everyone" Goku yawned laying Down and falling asleep as so as he touched his pillow.
A 1908 Ford Model T is a car just in case you guys didn't know that.
By: Lunar Moon
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