Just tell me when 2 stop

Dear Pusheen,

It has come to my Tail that you are the Smallest girl/boy in the Blanket. My Leg starts Licking a Key every time you speak. I would like to Open if you want to go to the Birthday Party with me next Wednesday. If you Flower please Arch me at the Internet in 3 Hours. I Sleep you and everything about you.

Quickly,
Elf

how does a leg?..--

how do u slepp someonnne

elf?  wy quickly?? is something happening?!?!?

The Teal Dragon is the Loudest Dragon of all. It has Scaly Tail, and a Wing shaped like a Tooth. It loves to eat Sheep, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is Pointy and Blueberry. You must be Sweet around it, or you may end up as it's meal!

tooth-shaped wing. nice.

how is a dragon blueberry(flavored)?  im scared.

It was during the battle of Sword when I was running through a Horse when a Spear went off right next to my platoon. Our Knight yelled for us to Ride to the nearest Forest we could find. When we got to the Forest we Kicked to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the Moth from the fire and started Crying Boots at us. we all quickly ducked behind the Wolf at the Forest and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were Angry that we had won the battle.

you... you ran through a horse...

hiding behind a wolf isnt that good of an idea

why would u b ANGRY if u WON?!  BE MORE GRATEFUL

Be kind to your Foot-footed Toes
For a duck may be somebody's Ankle,
Be kind to your Toes in Floor
Where the weather is always Jagged.

You may think that this is the Eye,
Well it is.

i think eye was supposed to be end

the first line was enough 2 make meh laff XD

im ok with toes on the floor but IN THE FLOOR!?

uh, imma stop 4 da day, cus i think im annoying you definitely not cus i cant find another mad libs bye--