Jeremy X Christine fluff, + Michael angst

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Jeremy's POV

Things with Christine couldn't have been going better! Michael seemed to be getting more and more distant, so I decided to ask him to Jake's Halloween party.

Player_One: do you want to go to Jakes Halloween party next week?

Player_Two: ew no

Player_One: y not

Player_Two: ask Jenna

Ok then, I thought.

Jertwink: wat happened w/ Mikey

Gossip_Girl: Nicole cheated on Michael with Jake who cheated on Rich with Nicole. Also Jake did it bc of a squip??? Idk

Oh. What's a squip???

Jertwink: wth is a squip????

Gossip_Girl: a pill sized supercomputer that tells you what to do in order to achieve a goal

IT CAN HELP ME KEEP CHRISTINE!!

Jertwink: where can I get one, I want Christine to love me moar

Gossip_Girl: you don't need one. You have a good thing going. If you have to change for her, she's not worth it.

Jertwink: that's deep bro, but maybe you're right.

Nah, we're PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER

Right??

Gossip_Girl: sure.

I wasn't that confident in her answer, but whatever. Christine had a play tonight, and I had to prepare. I had already bought a crap ton of flowers and chocolates, and even picked out a nice outfit.

Michael's POV

Michael_marshMELLow: CHRISTINE?!??

Play_Rehearsal_Enthusiast: what

Michael_marshMELLow: You STOLE Jere from me!

Play_Rehearsal_Enthusiast: o

Play_Rehearsal_Enthusiast: he wanted ME so back off. You weren't even dating!

Michael_marshMELLow: Y tho?!?! I told you I liked him!

Play_Rehearsal_Enthusiast: bc you convinced Jake he was gay! I could never get with him now!

Michael_marshMELLow: he's obviously not! He made out with Nicole!

Play_Rehearsal_Enthusiast: so I could get with him?!

Michael_marshMELLow: I guess...

Play_Rehearsal_Enthusiast: gtg

Michael_marshMELLow: umm... bye?

Christine's POV

Bae's Bae: we're over

Bae: WHAT?!

-Christine has deleted and blocked this contact
-Christine has deleted this chat

Jeremy's POV:

What. The. Fuck.