Love how I wrote this in the middle of studying for my Social test rewrite

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me 11:28 AM

Lmao wang xie get the fuck ready

wap on loop

Bold of you to assume you can even find me 🙄

me

🧍🔪

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"Oh it's not hard to find him, don't worry," Wen Kexing said to Wu Xi after he gave a look at him.

"Oh," he replied, "Good cause I had a whole plan on how to end him."

Wen Kexing snorted and got up.

"Come on, we need to find Du Pusa or Qiao Luohan first."

"Bro and I thought you knew where he is- HEY THERES A SPIDER!"

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me

Ayo brooooo do u know where xie wang went

lesbian one

...Why are you asking me?

me

Just tell me pls 😔

I'll buy you food !!!!

lesbian one

😐

Fine

Idk the exact place but ik he went to the west wing

Ask happy ghost I'm pretty sure xie wang went to ask him

me

Perfect thanks man :]

lesbian one

Don't forget to give me food later or I'll kill you

me

Yeye ik 👍

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me

Aye u know where xie wang went

hehe

Lol he thought he was smart to ask me where is a good hiding spot

He went somewhere in the field I think

Pretty sure he went to hide in the 3rd storage room at the south side of the school?

me

K thanks

hehe

Also can u also get me food hahahaha......

me

No bye

hehe

😔

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"Br- how does he know it's the 3rd storage room what- isn't there like 20??"

Wen Kexing looks at Wu Xi and snorted.

"Thanks for the compliment," Wen Kexing replied.

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"HELLO DUMBASS I ALREADY DUG UP YOUR GRAVE FOR YOU!"

Wen Kexing kicked down the door.

And there he was.

Xie Wang was holding a shovel-

...And there was a loud BANG, of the shovel hitting something.

Wu Xi fell onto the floor.

(Conscious though, don't worry he just started crying cause that shit hurts.)

"Oops! Sorry, I may have 'accidentally' hit Wu Xi on the head!" Xie Wang said and smiled sarcastically, directed to Wen Kexing.

"Oh, you did not-"

Wen Kexing's sentence was interrupted when he saw the shovel swinging toward him. Fortunately, he also had a shovel (from digging up a hole, he wasn't kidding when he said he dug up Xie Wang's grave for him), and easily blocked Xie Wang's attack. He grabbed onto Xie Wang's shovel and dragged him out of the storage room, then took a hit at Xie Wang. He also blocked the attack easily, and soon the fight began. All you were able to hear was the klangs, of the shovels for the next 5 minutes. The same amount of time Wu Xi decided to take to cry over his poor head. 

Xie Wang swung his shovel at Wen Kexing, "Take thi- HOLY FUCK-"

Wu Xi pushed him over.

(Wu Xi finally got up oh my goodness, the clanging was starting to hurt my ears.)

Wen Kexing full-on started laughing.

Xie Wang was pushed into the hole he dug up for him.

Before Xie Wang was even able to get out, Wen Kexing chopped him in the neck, (like how it's done in the wuxia dramas) and Xie Wang passed out. (Wen Kexing's parents are doctors, they taught him how to make someone unconscious without hurting them) - shut up author :D

 Wu Xi also snorted. "Karma's a bitch isn't she," he said, looking down at the passed-out Xie Wang.

Wen Kexing nodded.

"Hey, should we like- do something to him or just leave him here..?"

Wen Kexing shrugged. "I mean, I have this Sharpie with me if you-"

Wu Xi didn't wait for him to finish the sentence and already took the Sharpie.

"Thank's, I'll buy you some food later to pay you back," Wu Xi said as he pulled off the lid and started drawing on Xie Wang's face.

"Good, I was about to ask what you were going to pay me back with- AY AY DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO DRAW ON MY FACE-"

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Sorry this was a lil late- School started a while ago and I got a lot of hw ;-;

Smoll rant (if you don't want to read just skip to the next underlined msgs):

I fcking hATE the social teacher, literally the 2nd week and I already got a social quiz- and it's on fcking pOLITICS- like I srsly hate politics sm?????

I don't give 2 shts about the election that just happened cause True fckin Doe wanted a majority government (ok so maybe I do kinda care cause not only do we still have a minority gov, they also spent like 1-10 million dollars on this that we will have to pay through taxes)

The only thing we got from this election was the fact that Trudeau studdered like fuck when trying to pronounce LGBTQ+ ("I will never apoligize, for standing up for- LGDP-LGT-LBG-... LGBTQ")  :|

And then the teacher gave us a project to do 😃 in tWO CLASSES???? So nOW I'm over here making a script for the project WHILE studying for my rewrite quiz thATS WRITING THE DEFINITION OF POLITIC VOCABBBB

Neways, im rly sorry if u read my rant kjkdjslkd I'm gonna go study

My updates might be in a while cause of hw? I'm very sorry 😔