' You would think the hosts would run out of ideas, but they just keep coming back with more. '

You were icing a cake while the doors to the host club room opened. The hosts were standing in front of the door with uniforms on. Some were from the army and navy, while others were police officers. It made me concerned when they put cuffs on their belts. Knowing some of the girls in the school would think shameful thoughts. 

   " Oh my, what an unusually young guest. Well, glad you're here, my little lost kitty-cat. "

I put the icing down and looked at the hosts. There was a young girl standing in front of them. She was short and didn't even reach the top of Honey's legs. Her blonde hair was in pigtails while her big blue eyes looked up at the hosts.

   " Little kitty-cat, why have you come to see us today? "

She looked so cute. A little blush appeared on her face, and it made her look innocent. She rose her finger and pointed at the hosts.

   " It's a reverse harem! This is a reverse harem! "

   ' Maybe not so innocent. '

I felt a small smile come onto my face. I held in my laughter as the hosts looked shocked. Tamaki raised his palm to his head and started hitting the side of his head.

   " That can't be right. I must've heard wrong. Maybe there's still some water in my ear from when I went swimming. "

   " Water in the ear, that's gotta be it! " Hikaru said beside Tamaki.

   " I'm sure we just heard her wrong. There's no way, this cute little girl said the words 'reverse harem'. Something's going on with our ears. " Kaoru said on Tamaki's other side.

   " There's debauchery here! Yay! There's debauchery here, isn't there!? "

I couldn't hold my laughter. I sat on my knees as I laughed, holding my stomach. I laughed at a young girl using those words against the host club. It was unusual but funny. I sat up and watched her point to every host, telling them who they were.

   " You're the glasses character! You're the boy lolita and the stoic type! Twincest. And the bookworm! "

When she turned towards Tamaki, he flinched and ran behind me. He stood me up and held on to my shoulders. The girl just stared at Tamaki, and I could see small teardrops in her eyes. 

   " Big brother? "

She ran and jumped towards us. I reached out to catch her, but she used my arms to jump off of them and towards Tamaki.

   " My brother's blonde, you must be him! "

   ' This kid knows the matrix. If she can jump on my arm like that then she has been in the matrix. '

Tamaki caught her and held her in his arms as he questioningly looked down at the girl. 

   " I never knew you had a sister. " I said, looking at him.

   " Since when do you have a little sister? " Kaoru asked, standing beside me.

   " I don't. I'm definitely an only child. At least as far as I know..."

   " The more I look at you the two of you do look a lot alike. You are both blonde, after all. " Honey told Tamaki.

The little girl hooked her arms around Tamaki's neck, and she didn't give him any sign that she was going to let go.

   " I want to know if 'glasses character' is superior to 'big brother'. " Kyoya said 

   " But does it really matter? I can't believe she called me a bookworm. " Haruhi said.

   " She's just a child. Her mind hasn't fully developed yet, so don't take it too harshly. " I told them both.

I turned the two blondes and patted the hair of the child; Tamaki didn't seem to calm down to the patting I was giving him, so I looked at the blonde child in his arms.

   " What's your name little one? "

   " Kirimi. "

   ' Cute. '

Tamaki finally unhooked her arms from his neck and placed her on the ground. He crouched down to her height and pointed at himself.

   " Kirimi~Chan, I'm afraid you've made a mistake. I'm really sorry, but I don't have a younger sister. "

The child's demeanor changed, and she held her hand up to her mouth, ready to cry. I knew that convincing her Tamaki wasn't her brother would prove to be a difficult task.

   " Are you sure? You're blond just like me. "

I could see Tamaki breaking at the sight of Kirimi. He was cracking under the eyes of the child.

   " Well...that is true. "

   " He's going to give in. In three seconds. "

I counted down, and Tamaki picked up Kirimi and swung her around in his arms.

   " I give in! As of this moment, I'm your new big brother! You're so cute. "

   " She probably has a brother somewhere in this school. We should fine him. " I said. 

   " Kirimi. Kirimi. " A new voice said, approaching the room.

I looked at the door and saw Nekozawa peek his head into the room. Except for this time, he wasn't wearing his cloak. His blonde hair dropped in front of his face, and his eyes were revealed to the world. The baby blue color showed he was calm and held a small hint of happiness. 

   " Hey, uh, who the hell are you? " The twins asked.

   " Do, you guys not recognize him? "

All of the hosts looked towards me. I moved to the door and opened it a little, allowing him to come in a little bit more. I showed him a small smile, and he returned the gesture.

   " It's Nekozawa. "

   " What!? How do you know?"

   " I help him sometimes in the dark magic club. Sometimes I have extra desserts that I hide from you guys and I give them to him. "

   " Oh, Kirimi. "

I saw his maid and butler running down the hall with his cloak in hand. They came in and put the cloak on him and apologized to the hosts for the sudden intrusion.

   " Master Imehito is terribly vulnerable to any kind of bright light. But his younger sister Kirmi hates dark places making them opposites. "

   " So Krimi is Nekozawa's younger sister? "

   " That would be correct, sir. "

Tamaki placed the little girl down, and Nekozawa walked towards her in his cloak and wig with his hand in the cat puppet he has. Kirimi didn't enjoy his approach and jumped at Tamaki, yelling for him to save her.

   " Please don't be scared. "  

Kirimi screamed louder, and Tamaki stepped back from Nekozawa. Nekozawa seemed to be upset by his sister's action, and the smile left his face. 

   " Nekozawa? "

   " Don't worry about me Suho. All I want is for my sister to be happy. Make sure she gets the love she deserves. "

Nekozawa seemed upset, and I felt my heart crack. I walked over and gave him a side hug. He tensed up a little but relaxed. He didn't hug me back, but he wasn't tense. He turned around, making my arms fall from his shoulders. He started running towards the doors to leave. 

   " Nekozawa, wait! "

I ran out of the host club room to catch up to him, and when I did, I held his shoulders.

   " I'm a bad brother. "

   " No, you are not. It's just a difficult situation. You both are opposites and you've tried your best. I know you have because you came without your cloak to find her, not carrying about the condition you have. "

I put my arms around him in another hug, and he leaned into my hug.

   " It's okay, Nekozawa. The host club will help you. "

   " Thank you, Y/n. You're the only person I can trust. "

   " Don't mention it, Nekozawa. "

   " Isn't this rich. "

I looked up from Nekozawa and towards where the new voice came from. Noya Sora was standing in the hall with her hands on her hips. She had a smug look on her face, and I wanted to smack it off her.

   " The loveless and the weirdo, are together. How perfect. "

   " Leave us alone, Noya. It's none of your business, so stick your butt out of it. "

   " But this is just too cute. "

   " Noya Sora! I have the power to place a curse on thee. Leave us, or you will give me no choice but to put the curse on you. "

This seemed to make her flinch.

   " You seem to care about your looks, so I will curse you to fourteen terrible days and troubles with your looks. Leave us now. "

Noya seemed to take him seriously, and she started running down the hall. Away from us. I smiled and looked towards Nekozawa.

   " Thanks, Nekozawa. "

   " No one messes with my friends. "

He showed me a small smile, and I could see his baby blue eyes. It warmed my heart that he was someone I could call my friend. Someone who would stick up for me besides the host club and Onishi.