"what were you doing that you got lost?"

"i was camping with my friends."

"where are they?"

"oh, i don't know."

"how did you get lost?"

"i saw something, got scared, and ran."

"what'd you see?"

"a body."

she says it with such seriousness, i almost believe her.

"you're joking?"

"i am. it was just a bear hunting."

"you almost had me for a minute."

"you're too gullible."

"oh well. aren't your friends going to be worried?"

"considering i got lost three days ago, then yes."

"we need to get you back on trail before they think i kidnapped you. let's go."