"I was about to go to sleep, I was weak, I was awake. You've never seen an edgy teen more in need of a break. Missing my mom, awaiting my tomb. That's when Veronica Sawyer broke into my room. She said-"

"Sorry, but I really had to wake you..."

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HC: I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight- :D

Veronica: Why would you write that??

JD: I'm just trying to tell the truth

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Evan: In an email I received from you, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase.

Evan: It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? One key and you've consumed my waking days.

Evan: It says "Dear Evan Hansen"

Evan: With a comma after 'dear'

Evan: You've written "Dear, Evan Hansen"

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Zodiac Signs As DEH Songs-

Aries: If I Could Tell Her

Taurus: Anybody Have A Map?

Gemini: Sincerely, Me (Reprise)

Cancer: Words Fail

Leo: Sincerely, Me

Virgo: Requiem

Libra: Only Us

Scorpio: Good For You

Sagittarius: You Will Be Found

Capricorn: For Forever

Aquarius: Disappear

Pisces: Waving Through A Window

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First Minute of Musicals

Hamilton: depressing backstory of a young man who shall shape the fate of this nation

Heathers: normal, depressed high school

RENT: fuck, how we gonna pay rent

Falsettos: bitch bitch bitch bitch

A New Brain: how the fuck do you write a song

In the Heights: milk's gone bad

Be More Chill: gotta masturbate

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Jared: i wASN'T THAT DRUNK!!

Evan: You were in my fireplace screaming 'Diagon Alley'

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Jared: So, let me get this straight-

Evan: More like let me run this bi you

Zoe: Let's just see how this pans out

Alana: We should take some time to ace-cess the situation

Connor: I'm gay

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Hamilton Characters As Things I Have Texted/Typed/Said/Done/Posted/Googled

Mulligan: JOHN CENA ASKED OUT ANNIE OMFG TIME TO WRITE FANFIC [texted]

Laurens: does michael mell is gay [Googled]

Hamilton: I like to think that no one would enjoy this but I'mma post it anyway [texted]

Lafayette: TITTY CROISSANTS [texted]

Burr: I would like to write a children's book about depression [said]

Madison: And I shall be the main character [said]

Jefferson: Party doesn't start without me so turn off the damn music and wait for me to get in the house [said/yelled]

Lee: I have been abandoned by my friends so I retreated into this bathroom [texted]

Seabury: Your opinion is invalid [said/yelled]

Washington:

*internally sighs*

*externally sighs*

*enternally sighs* [posted]

King George III: *screaming to the lyrics of Finesse whilst crying about Michael Mell* [done]

Philip: FUCKING TRY ME- [said/yelled]

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Just thought you guys might enjoy this before I left

~ Tarrii