Burr: I'd like to make a children's book about depression.

Mulligan: wHOOOOOOWHEEEEEE LOOK AT ALL DIS  B O O Z E  .

Laurens: If you impale me, my blood will be made of rainbows

Hamilton: [pretending to be drunk] Fuck yo- oH, HEYYYY, JOHN!!!1!!111!!!1!!

Washington: [frustrated Tarrii noises]

Lafayette: I mean, who wouldn't fuck me?

Lee: A B O R T  M I S S I O N  .
A B O R T  M I S S I O N . M I S S I ON ABORT. MISSION A-FUCKING-BORT. [distant screams of drunken white children]

Seabury: [crying]

Jefferson: [twerking whilst mixing cake mix]

Madison: [throwing money on Ronni as she walks out of the classroom followed by lots of coughing and wheezing]

Maria Reynolds: I WANT TO STRIP ON THIS ROOF. LET ME STRIP ON THIS ROOF.

James Reynolds: GIMME YO FUCKIN' MONEY!!!! D:<

Angelica: What kind of toaster oven hoogly moogly shitshackpadywhack kinda laptop is this

Eliza: [shields eyes from laptop] Please stop sexually abusing me

&Peggy: [goes up to random person with the back of my notebook] Will you sign this petition to help me throw dead rats at peoples' weddings please I only need one more signature

Eacker: [in the middle of a conversation] I killed a hoe once

Philip: fUCKING TRY ME NO ONE SHIT TALKS ABOUT HIM BUT  M E .

Theodosia: Teach me how to say goodbye.... Bleh. [pretends to die]

Theodosia Jr.: I wanna make y'all cry and the best way to do that is to die so.... later hoes

King George III: tHIS ISN'T OVER!!!!!

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Bonus:

OCs as things I have said:

Nairai: [noises of constipation]

Neda: Bitch the fuck are you

Sayo: say-o to this

Laura: SPAGHET ITALY BOAT YASSS

Soniyo: HUHUHUHUHUHUHU FUCK YOU

Soya: qui qui qui qui hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower croissant qui qui qui