Warning : this is awful 😂

Delores was sat in her office at Hogwarts, the cats were meowing on the wall and she had just punished Harry Potter for telling his ridiculous lies.

She had a lot on her mind. Well, One person actually... If you could call him that.
His name was Lance, and he's a dementor.
She always liked him, maybe it was because he was tall, very dark and handsome. When he was around he sent shivers down her spine.. Literally.

Delores had met him at Azkaban, when she was there on official ministry business. One look was all it took and she knew she had found love.. A love that could kill her.

"Hhhhhh" he hissed as he swayed past her, stopping to take in her beauty. "Well, hello there." She giggled, "Hhhhhhhhhh" he drawled seductively, "I'm all the better for meeting you....?" She smiled, looking to a man from the ministry who stood beside her.
"His name is Lance." The old man explained with a repulsed look on his face.

He knew Delores had strange taste, after all she had an affair with Nearly Headless Nick and it was a well known rumour that she had a quick fling with a dog named Fang, but THIS was on another level completely.

"Delores, it's not advisable to have an interest in a dementor!" He insisted, "Hhhhhhhhh? Hhhhhhhhh?" Lance asked in annoyance. "Precisely my thoughts! Why?" Delores agreed with the figure. "For Merlins sake woman he is a fucking dementor! One kiss.... And your soul will be sucked from your plump body!"

She remembered that conversation well, and yes he did have a point but there was something so alluring about Lance, she loved the sexy tone of his 'Hhhhhh'.

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She found herself back at Azkaban, She blushed as Lance bowed as he went past, "Hhhhhh" he hissed, "Oh Lance! You are such a naughty dementor!" She replied. "Lance, would you like to meet me, in cell 31 later? Only I hear it's unoccupied?" She suggested, pushing out her bust to show him her assets.
"Hhhhhh.. Hhhh, Hhhh Hhh?" "12.pm, it suits me just fine Lance... I can't wait." She giggled and sashayed away making sure she wiggled her overly large butt. Lance couldn't keep his eyes off it.

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It was 12.45pm and Delores was adjusting her skirt and hair as she snuck out from the cell, "That was amazing Lance... Oh if only we could have kissed during our passionate shag!" She sighed, "Hhhhh.." Lance said sadly, "you have a very big tool you know... "
Delores giggled and slipped away, she had to return to Hogwarts to check Filtch had put up the signs she had ordered him to.

She couldn't wait to have Lance again, the sound of him screaming "Hhhhhhhh" desperately as he reached climax still echoed in her head, it made her tingle.
She counted the days until she was next due at Azkaban....

The end.

Sorry this one was a bit shit but that was an extremely hard dare to write!!

Alex379
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