(Yo sorry for not updating I was writing fanfics I wanted to post sooo enjoy my little rant)

-When the protag has blond or brown hair and is hetero.

Creative character. Don't forget my totes orig oc, Steve Jones

Put in a little more diversity to your characters. I did. But no one knows yet.

- pointless story time: One time my sis was reading a otgw/gravity falls crossover. She looked in the comments and someone said.

"I hope this isn't pinescone because I don't support gays" or something like that.

Is this person aware that wattpad is full of many boyxboy and girlxgirl fanfics? And a lot of people here are all probably gay, bi, pan, lesbi, etc.

So this person should probably not be here. Just sayin.

-Awkward smuts

"I saw his big member."

Member of what? The vip club? *over used joke*

"I came"

WALK UP TO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP-

"He kissed my passionately, our tongues in a war"

National tongue war day. Rip tongues who bravely fought in such a bad fanfiction.

- Bad fanfics from good fandoms

I'm woy trash and wattpad has very bad woy fanfics. I got a ton of fanfic ideas (one I'm currently writing that will make me loose all of my followers) but you know me being the lazy person I am.

- The "I was kidnapped by" fanfictions

k so some of them are good but some are just... why? I mean creative idea but it's overused guys c'mon!

- The copies

I'M LOOKIN AT YOU NALU FANFICTIONS. I mean it's the same thing over and over again!

1: Lucy goes into guild

2: Natsu lays da truth and tells her that she can't be in the team anymore

3: Lucy cris evrytim

4: The other fellas go on a adventure

5: everybody becomes a gary motherfuckin' oak and treat her like shit

6: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HANSSSSS (training montage w/ Lucy)

7: she's now stronger than you AND THEIR GONNA STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER

8: Lucy goes on mission and either is ded or found out the truth

9: she the dragon queen now or the fucking highnees

10: she goes bye bye for like idk a year

11: everybody feels bad FOR BEING ASSHOLES

12: Lucy comes back either there to kick natsu's ass like undyne or she reincarnated for whatever reason.

13: blah blah bloop y'all know the rest

- rushed love

faster than gaster relationships (now I sound like a hypocrite)

- when the ship is going well until the oc shows up

imagine a combination of icecream that is so good you won't add anything. Then some random dude decided to add peanuts and crap to it.

- lazy plots

(once again I'm a hypocrite) I'll name a few

1: stranded on an island

2: stuck in a hotel

3: lost

4: *mockey voice* LET'S GO TO DA BITCH

5: one of em in a coma

6: character sharpener or pencil is drunk

- AU SHIPPING

Ok I ship some AUcest from time to time but when it's "oh my oc is in a love trianglr with Uf and Ut sans" then get out

- VERY EDGY OCS

STOP. NOW. PLEASE.

whell i'm too lazy to keep on writing this now, originally it was gonna be like idk longer but meh. I'm lazy bye.