Medusa faces the screen scowling

ARCEUS: The more Medusa thought of this holiday, the more Medusa thought

As Medusa talks the Poochyena backs away while Medusa walks towards him

Shortly after the Poochyena bumps into the wall and a bunch of snow falls off of the wall covering the Poochyena completely

MEDUSA: I must stop this whole thing! Why, for six years, have I put up with this crap! I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how?

ARCEUS: Then Medusa got a wonderful awful idea

MEDUSA: Gasps I know just what I have to do!

Medusa pulls the Poochyena out of the snow who is now a block of ice which causes Medusa to scoff.

Medusa takes out her hair dryer, plugs it into her generator, points it to the Poochyena, and turns it on

MEDUSA: If I pretend to be Santa Claus, I can go down to Dandakagan and take everyones presents so they won't have any come tomorrow morning. Then everything will be piece and quiet and I'll be the happiest villian in this story.

Medusa laughs evilly

Medusa shuts off her hair dryer, and disconnects it from the generator.

MEDUSA: It's time to get to work.

Medusa walks away, then the camera pans down to the Poochyena who looks dried up from the Hair Dryer and has a hard time blinking

MEDUSA: Off-Screen Poochyena, would you hurry it up already. I have a idea in my head, and I still want it in my head later tonight.

The Poochyena shakes his head, his face goes back to normal, and he lets out a small growl

ARCEUS: And with this idea in Medusa's head she gets to work on her Phony Santa Costume

MEDUSA: Oh, honey, my "Phony Santa Costume" will look more realer than you will ever be who is just a voice narrating a remake of a 1966 special.

ARCEUS: ...

MEDUSA: That's what I thought, now hush up and bring in the next song already.

GIRATINA: You're a mean one Ms. Medusa. You really are a heel.

Medusa walks over to a chest, opens it up, and pulls out a Red Sheet.

Medusa swings the red sheet in front of the screen which acts as a transition that transitions to Medusa cutting a hat shape in the sheet

GIRATINA: You're as cuddly as a Maractus. You're as charming as a Eelektross. Ms. Medusa

After the hat is done, Medusa cuts a shirt shape in the same sheet she cut the hat from

GIRATINA: You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Medusa laughs evilly then she spins her chair around which acts as another transition that transitions to her sewing her Santa Coat together

GIRATINA: You're a Monster. Ms. Medusa

Music Stops

MEDUSA: Well it is in our brand name, Pokémon, Pocket Monster. Come on you should know this by now.

Music resumes

Medusa grabs some cotton from a bag next to her than sews it onto the fake Santa Hat

You're heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of Dewpiders

Music stops.

MEDUSA: Dewpiders?! Screams Get them out, get them out, get them out!

She gets off her chair and shakes her head vigorously causing all sorts of Dewpiders to fall out of her ears for a few seconds before she stops

MEDUSA: Dizzily All clear.

She collapses on the floor dizzy, than the Poochyena comes and dumps water of Medusa startling her awake.

MEDUSA: Ah cold, now where was I? Oh right, fake Santa Costume

She gets back on her chair

Music resumes

You got garlic in your soul, Ms. Medusa

Music stops

MEDUSA: Rude, my soul smells more like old milk.

Music resumes

I wouldn't touch you with a 39½ foot pole

Songs ends

MEDUSA: Don't even touch me with a six-foot pole.

Medusa finishes getting dressed than she looks at her reflection in a mirror hanging up on the cave wall

MEDUSA: If Santa was a woman, I'd make a sexy santa. I look great in this outfit.

Poochyena gags

MEDUSA: Now where'd I put my sleigh?

She looks around for a few seconds, and spots it.

MEDUSA: Ah ha, there it is.

She smiles evilly, and the screen fades to black