So, I have been tagged once again. Only this time it's a little more R rated.

This tag is called 'the dick and balls, no dick but balls, or no dick and no balls' ( I think this is kinda sexist but whatever ) and I have been tagged by mikrokus. If you answer less than 75%, it's all smooth down there, but if you answer below 85% you have no dick but balls. So, let's get on with the questions, I guess.

i. What's the longest you've ever gone
without a shower?

When I was younger, like 8-9 years old, around a week, but
in the last couple of years it's been about a day because
otherwise I literally can't go to bed.

ii. What's your grossest habit?

I leave a lot of tissues lying around. I have a
constant runny nose.

iii. What would you do if you ran out of toilet
paper in a public bathroom
after taking a poop?

I would go to another stall, obviously.

iv. Have you ever sent a sext, and if
so, to whom?

No, I have not. My dm's are about as dry as the Sahara.

v. What are your 3 top turn ons?

Deep voices, muscular pecs and dirty talk.

vi. How many people have you ever kissed?

None. Again, I'm an exceptionally lonely person.

vii. Who was the last person you ever
cyber-stalked?

I haven't ever cyber-stalked someone. I find it very hard
to care about other people beyond hugging distance.

viii. How old were you when you started
watching porn?

13 years old.

ix. Who's that one friend on Wattpad
you secretly want to date?

mikrokus 😏😏😏

x. What's one thing you wish you
could un-see?

mikrokus 😖😣🤮

xi. The Called Upon™

llytse Mellsbelly cinnamonbobcut
-schreibner -carlsgallagher

So, yeah, that's all for this instalment of The Good Kush. Have fun!

A bientôt!

5/9/19