"Hey, this is not working out, I'm sorry, let's break up."

"But... but *insert random name* I'm pregnant with your baby!"

"What? I don't understand... We're only sixteen!"

"You. Are. The. Father." I pointed to my belly. "Of this fetus."

Alright, authors! Let's get this flashback smut over with, then we can get the main character fall or something and get a miscarriage! Oh! Oh! And maybe let the characters drop out of school and get them to have a really fluffy parenting experience. Then just wrap it up with a cliffhanger and have a sequel. Alright, chop chop let's start!