(This will be where Kurloz is human and Meulin is a troll. Switch things up a bit! This will be told from 3rd person narration. None of these fanfics will have sexual shit okay?)

Kurloz Makara was an average boy, if you could call him that.

When Kurloz was 5, his father (who was an infamous gang leader) had cut his tongue when he was in hiding from the police.

Therefore Kurloz cannot speak. Many years later his father became the father of another young boy named Gamzee. Gamzee and Kurloz where fairly compatible, but would fight every now and then over dumb things. For example, last week's argument went something like this:
"I want the last Faygo!", Gamzee exclaimed.
Kurloz would shake his head no.
"You can't even taste motherfucker!"
Kurloz would then stalk off leaving Gamzee, and his father feeling a little guilty about their transgressions.

Kurloz was a good student even though he could not speak. But this would also work out better for him in the end.

Kurloz could not communicate with his family and teachers, he had to write but the constant writing made his hands ache. He decided to learn hand signs.

He asked one of his high school teachers about any good teachers for such a thing. He had asked his English teacher, Kankri Vantas.

"WeLl, I would recommend Ms. Meulin Leijon. She also has a similar communication problem, but is a year younger. Also, she is a troll."

"A troll?", Kurloz thought.

He was very surprised. Trolls had been on Earth only 3 years. "How could this one girl learn their language? Err, sign language?"

"I would be most obliged to give you her cellular contact information, but do not call her, she, unfortunately is deaf. Please only text her to avoid any offenses to her pride... Oh, I apologize I think I may have just done so to you."

Kankri put his hand to his mouth and gave Kurloz an apologetic look.

"It's okay," Kurloz wrote.

"Okay, her number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. Good luck!"

~timeskip~

Today was the day Kurloz would meet this troll girl.

"Hello," Ms. Meulin exclaimed.

Kurloz waved.

Kurloz was dumbstruck. This troll had stunning green eyes, cat like ears, and a blue tail.

Kurloz flushed. Meulin took notice.

"By the way, my name is Meulin Leijon, in case you ddidn't know."

By the time the lesson had ended, Kurloz had become very well acquainted with the gray feline.

"I enjoy shipping, and roleplay!," Meulin had told her one day.

"Was RP?," Kurloz signed, he had learned a few letters and tried to use them.

"A game! Where you purrtend to be someone yyou're not! Shipping is where you couple your furriends and fampurrly!"

~Timeskip~

Over a span of 3 weeks, Kurloz had finished the entire signing alphabet.

"Now, cat!," Meulin exclaimed delightedly.
Kurloz signed cat, and smiled.

Kurloz was now sitting at red lobster, when the waiter came by.

"What would you like?," she asked

Kurloz didn't know how to answer, he signed to Meulin.

"She said What would you like?"

"Oh! I will have the lemon salmon! What about you Kurloz?"

Kurloz signed again "Calamari is fine."

"And one calamari!" Meulin translated.

~Timeskip~

After the meal, Kurloz drove Meulin home.

"We make a great team!," Meulin exclaimed.

"Yes," Kurloz signed,"and I'd like it to stay that way..."

"What do you me-"

Kurloz kissed Meulin.
Meulin kissed back.

"Flushed for you.," Kurloz signed.
"You too.," Meulin replied.

~The End~

A/N: Bad I know, this was just a taste of my abilities as a writer (actually this was a full on fanfic) if you want more, like, vote, comment, etc.

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