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2015 february 15th, 09:12:30

"stop before i slaughter you." yoongi groaned at the younger boy who was shoving his phone at his face. "look look! she messaged me!" jimin screamed at his face. he coughed and read the message in a girly voice, "jimin oppa, i would love to watch a movie at your house tonight. do you think you'll be free?"

he snorted, "this bitch probably just wants to fuck me. like who doesn't want a piece of this?" he said gesturing to his body. yoongi was looking like he would kill the latter if he jumps on him one more time.

"you better get off me now. or i'm gonna crush your balls." he said before pushing the latter onto the floor causing him to wince in pain. "aw fuck, you broke my spine." yoongi kicked his shin causing him to groan in pain. "guys! hyung is bullying me!"

juhyeon turned to look at jimin, "go find the word idiot in the dictionary. guess what you'll find?" jimin stood up and dusted his shirt before answering, "what?"

"the definition of an idiot in which defines you."

"you're so mean!" jimin cried while stomping this feet. hoseok rolled his eyes, "calm your dick felicia. oh wait, you don't have a dick." he chortled, causing laughter erupting around the apartment.

namjoon held out his hands, "all right kiddos, that's enough bullying jimin, even though he deserves it." jimin muttered a curse word at namjoon earning a smack to his head.

"since detective chang said he has spies seeing us that night. i'm sure we're being watched when we're outside on the streets or some shit." hoseok continued what namjoon wanted to say. namjoon nodded his head as he strolled to the kitchen, "yup. and i'm sure everyone in spd is out on a look out for us."

everyone started to walk to the dining room, which basically is a meeting room for them. namjoon threw everyone a bottle of banana milk from the refrigerator and continued, "so we have to be very careful during the heist for the jewel and our mission impossible. to let no one see our faces or notice anyone strange because once that expensive shit of a jewel is gone. we'll have detective chang to deal with."

taehyung and jungkook turned to look at each other looking as confused as ever. taehyung held up his hand, "and how are we going to avoid getting seen when we're basically 27983 feet tall?" he turned and pointed at jimin, "well, except for you that is."

jimin was about to protest but was rudely cut off by yoongi, "to make them all hypnotized. nah, that's a lot of work, we'll probably just electrocute them." he turned to look at juhyeon who was busy sipping her banana milk, she felt someone staring at her and raised her head. to see everyone staring back at her.

"what? what did i do?" she asked almost choking on her milk while darting her eyes around the room.

yoongi smirked, "oh nothing, it's just that you're close to the person who can actually provide us our weapons during the heist with no problem." he wiggled his eyebrows. "you know who."

"stop it." she said annoyed.

"what did i do now? is shipping the both of you illegal? c'mon arrest me now." he said throwing his hands on the kitchen counter, imitating taehyung when they encountered the detective.

"wait what?" hoseok asked, everyone was confused at what yoongi had said.

juhyeon smiled innocently, "and what if i say no?"

yoongi smiled at her innocently too, "oh you know, i'll-" she groaned cutting him off, "ugh fine." she knew what yoongi was capable of. he almost smashed jimin's balls for fucks sake.

she fished out her phone and dialed a number. after two rings the person picked up the phone, "hey what's up." she smiled upon hearing the voice, "i need your help." she answered while leaving to her room to talk to the person in private.

"okay you guys have to stop saying things in another language bitch i only know korean. and we have no fucking idea on what you guys are saying." jungkook said throwing his hands in the air.

jimin 'tsked' at the latter, "bitch you need to calm your tits." jungkook pulled jimin in for a headlock, "little problem here, i don't have any tits."

yoongi smirked devilishly at them, "well to cut the long story short, we don't have to worry about our weapons anymore." just then, seokjin settled down at the dining room with steaming hot tea in his cup, "so, what did i miss?"

"everything." jimin chucked. seokjin turned to namjoon who was still confused at why happened when hoseok chimed in. "well, you basically missed the episode of a new drama where as min yoongi made jung juhyeon speechless."

seokjin nodded while sipping his tea, "well that's an interesting story. when is the rerun going to air?" he said playing along. they all laughed and continued to bicker. a moment later, juhyeon walked into the room glaring at yoongi.

"get ready now, we're leaving in 2 minutes. now chop chop." she announced clapping her hands. yoongi walked pass her to his room and patted her shoulder. seokjin almost spit his tea out, "how am i gonna get ready in 2 minutes? i need to dress to impress and with my fashion sense i need at least half an hour." he said snapping his hands while the others already went to get ready.

"well fuck your fashion sense, you have 1 minute and 20 seconds left if you don't get your complaining ass out of here."

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i love yoongi