Eagle_Aquario gave me this idea, so all credit for making characters utterly random. Thank you for letting me use it! Oh, this is starring Darkus Tess, which is the dark version of mwa when Darkrai possessed me.
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Tess-*Sees Una walk by with a flashlight*What the?*Follows Una as the blonde shuts thedoor, then listens*

Una-HERE KITTIES KITTIES!MROW!

Tess-0-0 What?*Opens door*

Una-*Is shining the flashlight on the floor, moving it around. Motti, Johnannes, and Kyoya are chasing it, like cats*

Tess-. . .

I WANNA JOIN!*Grabs flashlight*
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Tsubasa-*Quietly reading a book on the couch. Julian runs by him, and Tsubasa looks up*Hm. Wonder what he's running from.

Yu-*Swinging his legs back and forth next to him*Nile.

Tsubasa-Nile?

Yu-*Confirms*Nile.

Nile-*Runs by them, heading in the direction Julian had went*JULIAN, FACE IT, PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS WHO FART RAINBOWS AND THROW UP FLAMING BUTTERFIES ARE REAL!

Julian-NUUUUU ITS RAINBOW PIGGIES WHO POOP FLAMING POOP AND SHOOTS SPARKELY PINK PONIES!!!

Tsubasa-*No comment as he resumes reading*
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Damian-*Watches Nile and Julian run by*. . . What's with them? And where is everybody?

Darkus Tess-*Lazily filing her nails with a old knife*Dunno.

Damian-0-0 If that a knife?

Darkus Tess-*Pulls out a AK47*I always have a weapon on me.

Una&Tess-*Burst out of the bushes*NEWSFLASH, SHERLOCK, GRAB SOME PIE!!!*Una smashes pie in Damian's face, Tess does the same to Darkus Tess*

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Ryo-*Walks into his office to see it on fire*

Ryuga-*Stands in the middle, getting attacked by Mei Mei and Hikaru*OWOWOWOW STOP!!NO, PLEASE, NOT THE MAKEUP!

Ryo-. . .we need to spice things up a bit.

Mei Mei, Hikaru, and Ryuga-What?

Ryo-FLAMING ARROWZ, SUCKAS!*Fires flaming arrows everywhere*
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Dashan-*In a cirus*AND I PRESENT TO YOU...WITH THE SKILL OF CHINA'S FOUR THOUSANDYEAR OLD SECRETS..*Doesn't finish because tomatos are being thrown*

Audience-BOO, WE DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE OF YOUR FOUR-THOUSAND YEAR OLD SECRETS!!

Dashan-*Quietly fuming*

SHUDDUP!ALL OF YOU JUST SHUDDUP!*Starts doing ninja kicks on the tomatos and firing them back at the throwers. Sometimes catches them and throws them back like ninja stars*