Dear fucking paper,

It seems that the meeting was about some snake named Orochimaru.

Apparently the snakes I found were his, but who cares. Itachi and Fish face are on a mission to track him down.

Fuck it, Im so tired.

I did 6 sacrifices today, a lot of blood for Jashin Haah.

Kakuzu didn't like it though, he said I was wasting time, and wasting time is wasting money. Pfft screw him.

The blonde bitch keeps pestering  at plant hoe, I wonder if the bitch is whoring around the Akatsuki now...

First puppet, then Tobi, now Zetsu? Pfft, hoe bag.

I never actually thought about that. Blondie has a thing for puppet, and unconfirmed feelings for pumpkin mask man..I think.

Fish sticks and feather boy are banging.

Leader and Konan..are some messed up fuckers.

Tch, I have no game! Even tobi is getting attention from plant head.

Maybe I should go to a bar, and find a girl...

Hm, maybe ill bring money bags, he seems lonely too. Tch, I doubt he would pay to fuck though Hah!

Anyways, tomorrow is tobi's birthday I think. At least thats what he was screaming about yesterday...fuck him, loud mouthed screeching child.

Anyway, im going to bother Kakuzu.

Bye fuckers

-Your shameless Jashinist, Hidan