OH MY GOD GUYS I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS

I have friends
:D

So me and my friend Laura were messing around in class taking a bunch of selfies and zooming in on our faces, then we laugh our asses off (my friendship in one sentence)

So I took a weird ass pic with me looking like I was high (like usual) and Laura looking perverted (again, like usual)

So I fucking said this; "When you see that booty"

Her; "Umm I'm not a lesbian sorry Sandra ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Me; "*a part of me died* oh its okay then let me change it"

Me once again; "When you see that man booty"

AND THIS FUCKING BITCH STSRTS LAUFHING SO HARD THAT SHE FELL OFF HER CHAIR AND THE CHAIR HIT MY CHAIR WITH SUCH SUPERMAN FORCE THST I FELL OFF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND THEre were two psychopaths on the floor rolling around with tears on their cheeks and we got a detention for that :DDDD

R.I.P me