Perѕon: *ιnѕυlтѕ coυnтry* Tнιѕ coυnтry ιѕ ѕo ғυcĸιng ѕтυpιd oн мy god.

Me: *pυllѕ perѕon тo wall* IF YOU DARE INSULT [ғavorιтe coυnтry нere] AND ILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR ASS. (He/ѕнe) IS A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL-

Perѕon: [ѕcreaмѕ]